May 12, 2009
Gitmo Welfare: Surrealism Meets National
Security
News flash #1: Congressman Todd Tiahrt
(R-Kansas) doesn’t think hardened Gitmo
terrorists should get welfare benefits
paid for by U.S. taxpayers.
News flash #2: That’s because the Obama
Administration thinks they should.
“Just when you thought things couldn’t
get any more surreal,” observed a Tiahrt
staffer.
More surreal? They couldn’t get any more
surreal if Barack Obama were Salvador
Dali.
Turns out Director of National Intelligence
Dennis Blair had let the cat out of the
bag at a March press conference: "If we
are to release them in the
United
States, we need some sort of
assistance for them to start a new life.
You can't just put them on the street."
Let’s parse that statement, shall we?
“If . . .” For the uninitiated,
that’s where we leave real-world
thinking behind and enter into
Obamaniacal surrealism. Careful not to
trip on the “soft watches” littering the
landscape.
“release them . . .” Release
whom? Why, the up to 30 Gitmo detainees
Attorney General Eric Holder has
indicated have been cleared to be
un-detained. Our AG has been out on a
begging tour trying to convince Europe
to invite some of them for tea and
crumpets, croissants or Apfelstrudel.
“into the United States . . .”
The O-Ring wants to slide some of these
upstanding citizens into your
neighborhood – or maybe mine – in one of
the most furtive resettlement schemes
since Mary Shannon hit the USA Network.
But just because Uncle Sam couldn’t find
anything to hang on these fine fellas,
don’t think that they are innocent
cherubs merely hankering to head to the
‘burbs in search of chalupas.
Take the Uyghurs . . . please. As
Congressman Frank Wolf (R-Virginia)
pointed out, published reports link the
militants with the terrorist Eastern
Turkestan Islamic Movement. Some were
apparently trained by Al-Qaeda, and they
were swept up during the fighting in
Afghanistan, where they were surely not
taking in the sights, loitering or
littering.
“we need some sort of assistance for
them to start a new life.”
This is where life, Obama-style, truly
begins to illustrate art, Dali-style.
Now, I love those bank commercials where
the once-marauding credit-card pillagers
are resettled. They crossbow Christmas
reindeer, load up on beef at the
supermarket, crack lobsters in
restaurants with clubs and load down
airport security baskets with knives,
swords, chains and maces.
Good for a chuckle, but not as
inspiration for national security
policy. Except for the Obama
Administration, who wants to hand their
21st Century equivalent what
amounts to “What’s in your wallet?”
Says Congressman Tiahrt, “We know for
many of them, they don’t want to start a
new life. They want to return to their
old life.” He and Congressman Wolf point
to examples of released Gitmo inmates
who headed straight back onto the
most-wanted lists. Wolf has asked to see
classified interrogation reports to
gauge the risks that the Ugyhurs will
fall into the same category. Fat chance.
Because when you put surrealists in
charge of national security, you get a
president who thinks it makes America
look better when we tell the world we’re
bad, and stronger when we mug it up with
dictators and literally kowtow to
sheiks. You get the closing of the
world’s most humanitarian and secure
detention facilities for PR purposes by
the same government targeting Iraq
veterans as potential terrorists.
You get congressmen, senators and state
officials of both parties ducking for
cover at the prospect of taking Gitmo
detainees. And you get the horrific
prospect that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and
his ilk will be tried in downtown
Manhattan or Alexandria – just down the
road from their 9/11 targets.
Frank Gaffney, a national security
official from the Reagan days, when
defense was about defending, suggested
at Tiahrt’s news conference that the
goal was to get Mr. Obama to back away
from his error in promising to close
Guantanamo.
That’s right, Mr. President. Put down
the paintbrush, slowly. And step away
from the canvas.
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