March 12, 2009
Joe the Plumber: One Small Slap for
America
America, Joe the Plumber has a message
for you: Get off your “Lazy Boys and
couches” and hold politicians
accountable. And get back to work.
I joined a group of journalists lunching with Samuel
J. Wurzelbacher – who, as anyone not
living under a rock last fall knows,
catapulted to instant fame by coaxing
Barack Obama into the semi-socialist
declaration that he wanted to “share the
wealth” as president.
The erstwhile leak-plugger was in Washington to plug
his book Fighting for the American
Dream. And I’d say I found him in a
fighting mood.
You want straight talk? Joe speaks softly, but his
words make John McCain, who made him an
insta-celebrity, sound like Elmer
Gantry.
For a man made a household name by politics, Joe
doesn’t think much of politicians.
“Anymore these guys are rock stars,”
complains Joe, who has met a few in the
course of his current gig reporting for
web-based Pajamas TV. He decries
legislators’ devotion to sound bites and
interviews when they are paid to offer
solutions. “Honest to God, I don’t think
they’ve worked hard a day in their life
since they’ve been on the Hill.”
My.
How does he see the new president, whom he credits in
his book for being “gracious” when Joe
put him on the spot? “He’s a politician
and I know he’s lying.”
Whoa.
Well, then, how about the GOP? “I don’t see
Republicans doing much of anything right
now,” complains Joe, pointing out that,
equally stymied by special interests and
opinion surveys, they largely stood
passive in the face of bailouts and
stimulus packages. “When I don’t make
enough money to pay my bills, I cut
things. Not once did I hear a Republican
talk about cutting things.”
Gracious.
Our plumber must at least like Commander
Mac, whom he endorsed in the last
campaign. Not so fast. The climax of
Fighting – which is equal parts
personal experiences, exposition of his
common-sense philosophy and
exposé
of the Kafkaesque fate that befell him,
his family and his employer after he
fired the bon mot heard ‘round
the world – is his confrontation with
the candidate. In our interview, Joe was
still fuming over the one-time warrior’s
support for the bank bailout package,
and his revelation that earmarks
“coerced” fellow lawmakers into
supporting the giveaway. “His actions
were the opposite of what he said.”
Ouch.
Not that Joe holds many of his fellow citizens in the
highest regard, either: “I want people
to be responsible for their own actions,
get off the government tit, and actually
work. They don’t work, they don’t
survive, then they die. I’m sorry,
life’s not fair. I’m sick and tired of
people whining and crying about it.”
Gee, Joe, tell us what you really think.
But what JTP is especially hankering for – besides the
chance to get back to working with his
hands – is for citizens to get back
involved in their government. “I’m
hoping to stir up enough Americans to
get some action . . . to make their
country great again.” Especially on tax
reform, the subject of a grassroots
project he’ll launch later this month.
As for politicians? “I’m just looking for a leader . .
. we need someone that stands up and
doesn’t worry about opinion polls.”
Would Joe answer his own call to action by running for
office?
He hasn’t ruled it out. “But in all honesty, I would
probably be in jail more often than I
would be on the Hill – for slapping some
senator or congressman.”
Now that’s what I would call action. How do I start a
draft?
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