March 5, 2009
Earth to GOP: Don’t Give Limbaugh the
Bum’s Rush
There you go again. Dragging me kicking and screaming
into a subject I didn’t want to write
about. But this “Rush is the leader of
the Republican Party” versus “Limbaugh
is bad for the GOP” thing is getting
tiresome.
Which means – sigh – I’m going to have to
straighten it out, once and for all. So
listen and listen tight.
Let’s start where GOP Chairman Michael Steele
appropriately began before he wandered
off into the Land of No Return. Rush –
and Ann Coulter, for that matter – are
entertainers!
Ms. Coulter’s appearance at the recent Conservative
Political Action Conference (CPAC) was
equal parts comedy monologue and
burlesque routine. Sample line: She
loves to go on The View because “being
around all those gals always
makes me feel so young and pretty.”
Deep.
Listen, if the Divine Ms. C had tossed those flowing
golden locks once more in that
skin-tight top, the frat boys
constituting half the audience might
have stormed the stage.
Ms. Coulter reminds the world that she has authored
seven – count ‘em – seven best-selling
books because her main interest in life
is to sell more books – all of
them extended tracts, not treatises, and
several with covers that feature the
University of Michigan Law School
graduate provocatively posed in the
proverbial little black dress. She’ll
get more fawning marriage proposals than
Pulitzer Prizes by a factor of several
thousand to zero. And love every minute
of it.
Meanwhile, Rush’s cable-broadcast, CPAC-closing “first
address to the nation” before a
rapturous, adoring, overflow throng
wasn’t exactly the State of the Union. A
bombastic and amusing apologia for
conservatism, yes. But also a smug,
sweaty, side-splitting, 85-minute(!)
mashup of polemic, pep rally and Big
Love – the crowd’s for Rush and Rush’s
for himself.
Of course Democrats are pronouncing Limbaugh “the
bloated face and drug-addled voice of
the Republican Party,” in the sensitive
stylings of Paul Begala (a Clintonista
who knows “bloated and addled” when he
sees it). Sure, they’re hanging on the
GOP Rush’s deliberately over-the-top
call for the Sun King to fail in order
to prompt that classic political ploy:
“Let’s you and him fight.”
But hello. Let’s get real here. Limbaugh’s CPAC bio
anoints him “(t)he self-proclaimed
‘Doctor of Democracy,’ ‘America’s Real
Anchorman,’ ‘America’s Truth Detector,’
‘Maha Rushie,’ ‘El Rushbo,’ and ‘The
Last Man Standing.’” If he is the leader
of anything, it’s his own fan club.
While excessively diverting and prolific pundits, Rush
and Ms. Coulter are not political
honchos or progenitors of Republican
policies – any more than Alfred E.
Neuman is the architect of The One’s
economic strategies, however similar
their philosophies. (“What me worry
about a plunging Dow and pending
hyperinflation?”)
Meanwhile, the pair performs a valuable service for
the GOP, contrary to some claims. Just
as napalm once cleared out the dense
jungle that concealed Viet Cong
ambushes, Rush and Ms. Coulter flame
through the politically correct
inanities that characterize liberal and
Big Media thought – and open the way for
Republicans and others to promote a
return to simple common sense. (I love
the smell of talk radio in the morning,
afternoon and evening.)
I was digging out my ears the other day as
African-American National Public Radio
commentator Juan Williams took on single
motherhood on Fox News. You think he
might have felt emboldened to do so
after Ms. Coulter took the hit on the
subject in several controversial
appearances a short while back? Duh.
Earth to GOP: Don’t take the Democrats’ bait – and
split your party – by giving Limbaugh
the Bum’s Rush. Laugh off his antics as
“just an act.” And thank heaven that, in
reality, it’s much more than that.
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