February 26, 2009
Give Me Stimulus . . . and Give Me Debt?
For those of us who groove on world-class political
speechifying, Tuesday featured a feast
of declamatory derring-do, along with a
rich study in contrast.
Even given the buildup of a historic presidential
campaign, the Sun King burst forth in
his full splendor with the most dynamic
presidential address since the Gipper.
Glittering with confidence and charisma,
lyrical in his cadence, epic in his
alliteration, crystal clear in his
explication, The One held a joint
session of Congress and his nationwide
audience spellbound with a dazzling
O-ration that hit nary a sour note from
its call-to-action launch to its
“we’re-not-quitters” close.
In a breathtaking display of the power of the bully
pulpit – with the emphasis on bully –
Le Roi Soleil did Teddy Roosevelt
one better – speaking boldly and
swinging a $2.5 trillion-big schtick.
The scope and scale of the Obaman vision was not just
unapologetically but downright
apocalyptically Big Government. After
celebrating the lightning-fast passage
of his monumental stimulust bill and
defending his $1,500,000,000 Wall
Street-to-Wisteria Lane welfare plan to
boost lending, the Commander-in-Chief
turned his sights forward. “I reject the
view,” declared he, “. . . that says
government has no role in laying the
foundation for our common prosperity.”
Laying the foundation? The Chicagoan constructed a
virtual Sears Tower of federal activism.
Alternative energy, health care reform
and educational renewal? Check. Fix
Medicare and Social Security? Consider
it done. “Eliminate wasteful and
inefficient programs?” Next. Depart Iraq
without consequence and stabilize
Afghanistan? You got it. “Meet the
challenges of the 21st Century – from
terrorism to nuclear proliferation, from
pandemic disease to cyber threats to
crushing poverty?” Piece of cake.
Of course, Sleek Barry seasoned his expansive approach
to Potomac Power with paeans to fiscal
responsibility, tax-cutting, charter
schools, merit-based teacher
compensation and personal
accountability. (The First
African-American president’s
admonishment of high-school dropouts:
“It's not just quitting on yourself;
it's quitting on your country.” Sweet.)
Not to mention – mai oui – populist bows to
banker-bashing. “CEOs won't be able to
use taxpayer money to pad their
paychecks, or buy fancy drapes, or
disappear on a private jet,” thundered
the president, who has commissioned a
redo of his quarters by Steven
Spielberg’s and Dustin Hoffman’s
Hollywood designer. And how about that
Royal-Yacht-in-the-Sky known as Air
Force One? O, his consort and the two
princesses will surely be slum-dogging
it in coach for their next jaunt to the
beach house in Hawaii.
Yet The One did have to share a small piece of the
stage with Louisiana’s comparatively
unassuming but equally diverse and even
more youthful GOP governor, Bobby
Jindal. Jindal understatedly drew a
contrast with Le Roi’s
Versailles-sized state triumphalism by
referring to his Indian immigrant
father’s exhortation during a wide-eyed
trip to a stocked grocery store: “Bobby,
Americans can do anything.”
“To solve our current problems,” intoned the
thirty-something wunderkind,
“Washington must lead. But the way to
lead is . . . by empowering you, the
American people. Because we believe that
Americans can do anything.”
It’s no coincidence that the nod for the GOP response
went to Jindal – who is putting the
Pelican State’s money where his mouth is
by publicly pondering a “thanks, but no
thanks” to stimulus programs that could
ultimately weigh down the state budget.
“Give me stimulus . . . and give me debt?” Like
Jindal’s measured response to the
Obambast, the sentiment is not exactly
Patrick Henryan in its defiance. But 233
years after the revolt inspired by
another king’s Big Government
overreaching, the host of Tuesday’s
Mardi Gras celebrations did give
B-dazzled but still uneasy American
taxpayers reason to consider a party of
their own.
Did someone mention tea?
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