February 9, 2009
Stimulust . . . and Windfall Prophets
"The first part of my plan is a $1,000
emergency energy
rebate . . . I am proposing that
we pay for this rebate
by taxing the windfall
profits of oil companies . . ." –
Barack Obama, August 1, 2008.
On the date the Yes-We-Candidate proposed his
Emergency Economic Plan, the price of
oil stood at $125.10 a barrel, having
swan-dived $22 in just 21 short days.
And yes, the earnings for that particular quarter of
Exxon Mobil, for example, rose by nearly
$4 billion – a hefty 42 percent. But a
funny thing happened on the way to our
Emergency Energy Rebates: The giant’s
fourth-quarter income dropped some –
oops – $4 billion.
Meanwhile, prices are now bumping along at around $40
a barrel. Gone with the Windfall, one
might say.
But never fear. For a real bonanza, look no further
than the Greatest Snow(job) on Earth –
the stimulus package brought to you by
the Sun King, High Priestess Nancy
Pelosi, and l'eminent grise Harry
Reid.
Profits up four billion smackers?
Amateurs. Barack I and his Court will
drop 25 times that before this year’s
out, and before they really get warmed
up.
The original House bill’s
added beneficence will
leap to nearly $229 billion next year
and level out at $160 billion in 2011.
Budget calculations make my head hurt, but if domestic
discretionary (non-entitlement) spending
is somewhere north of $500 billion a
year, next year’s “stimulus” will
increase that number by north of 40
percent. In other words, about the same
percentage as the “windfall” in Exxon’s
record quarter.
It’s only natural that such a sudden jump in
government’s size and influence would
give one pause, especially if one is a
Republican. But for
le Roi Soleil
and his cohort, the only natural
response to the economic crisis is a
stimulust for power – a desire matched
only by their impatience with the
formalities of the legislative process.
When GOP members voted as one in the
House to protest the Obamulus bill’s
size and composition, and questioning
grew louder on both sides of the aisle
in the Senate, The One got a little
testy. Opposition? Off with their heads!
“Don’t come to the table with the same
tired arguments and worn ideas that
helped to create this crisis,” a clearly
irritated leader scolded his tormentors.
Tired old arguments and worn ideas, Mr.
President? You mean like massive, New
Deal-style government intervention? Yo,
isn’t that the ghost of Harry Hopkins I
hear in the background, whispering, “tax
and tax, spend and spend, elect and
elect?”
And speaking of elections, the president
keeps reminding everyone in sight about
the contest he recently won. “The
American people,” he intoned Saturday,
“were hoping that Congress would begin
to confront the great challenges we
face. That was, after all, what last
November’s election was all about.”
I’m not entirely sure what it was about, but I don’t
seem to remember an $800 billion-plus
reach for O-mnipotence entering the
discussion. Moreover, His Highness
should be cautious in appealing to
popular opinion, since public support
for the government gorge-fest has
plummeted even faster than the price tag
has risen.
Perhaps that’s why 44 ultimately availed himself of
the first refuge of the desperate despot
– fear-mongering. Intoned he: “If we
don't move swiftly to put this plan in
motion, our economic crisis could become
a national catastrophe. Millions of
Americans will lose their jobs, their
homes and their health care.”
To call down a measly eight-tenths of a
trillion dollars, The One stoops to
becoming the windfall prophet – of doom.
How the mighty are crawlin’.
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