December 8, 2008
Gasp! Obama’s Interim Report Card Not So
Bad
There’s a great invention they have these days in
schools: Interim report cards.
Intended to provide an opportunity for intervention,
interims in our case serve mostly as a
heads-up to start saving the money for
the usual bribes for A’s, which is all
kids seem to get anymore anyway. Seems
like, as the bottom falls out of the
economy, grades are the only place we
need to worry about inflation these
days.
I mean, who ever heard of a 4.3 on a 4.0 scale? At
least in Lake Woebegone, all the
children were only above average. In our
schools, large chunks of the class are
above perfect.
But I digress, as is my wont. Because my purpose isn’t
to blather on about my kids’ sterling
academic performance. It’s to offer up
Barack Obama’s interim.
I’ll save you the suspense. Grudgingly. Because on the
perception front at least – which is
where we PR guys live – I think the guy
is pulling pretty much straight A’s.
You over there! Stop the theatrical eye-rubbing. You
read right. The charmed campaign rookie
who could do no wrong is carrying his
winning streak right through the
interregnum.
To start with, as Sundance might have said to Butch
about O’s cabinet nominees, “Who are
these guys?” Surprise! For the most
part, it’s the Gang That Can
Shoot Straight. Not conservatives, mind
you, but on the whole reassuring and
competent adult leadership free of
wild-eyed, drooling, raving liberalism.
You gotta like a holdover Defense chief who by all
accounts has brought order to the
Pentagon and probable victory in Iraq.
For National Security Director, a
top-ranking general who ran NATO. An
Attorney General nominee who is a former
judge and prosecutor with relatively
reasonable views on Homeland Security
matters.
To run the out-of-control bailout, a Treasury
Secretary who has – gracious! – helped
run the bailout. A budget director who
has actually done the job on Capitol
Hill – and was introduced with a repeat
of all the right sentiments on the
imperative to scrub spending. For
Commerce, a dude with some fed-level
cred on energy and international affairs
and a fair helping of innovation as a
governor.
And at State, a woman who needs no introduction to the
public, and won’t to world leaders
either. Not to mention a tough broad who
ran to O’s right on foreign policy (a
place where, during the primaries, there
was room enough to drive a squadron of
Hummers even with $4 gas), packaged with
maybe enough concessions and safeguards
on ethical disclosure to rein in even
Wild Bill.
The bottom line: For all the hand-wringing during the
campaign, we’re not talking Reverend
Wright and Bill Ayers at The One’s right
and left hands. This crowd does not
exactly constitute the Moveon.Org
all-star team.
On the issues, it’s been fairly quiet so far, but the
murmurs from Team O have been equally
calming. No tax hikes for now in the
face of raging recession and rising
unemployment. Yeah, we finally get it
that there are no windfalls to sock when
oil prices are dropping faster than
Britney Spears’s pants. Reports of
actual internal debate as to whether
America can afford some of the nutcase
environmental reforms floated during
election season.
Yes, Obama does seem all too willing to turn on the
printing presses to “stimulate” the
economy. But he’s hardly alone – some
of the most sober-minded economists
around now favor running up the credit
card balances for your grandchildren’s
grandchildren to pay off. Obama’s
steaming desire for trillion-dollar
deficit spending – another source of
terror on the Right before November 4 –
is suddenly mainstream.
But per usual, Obama’s highest scores are saved for
the O-ptics. Magnanimously granting
black sheep Joe Lieberman a reprieve.
Accelerating his Treasury appointment to
halt a raging mudslide down Wall Street.
Keeping his distance from a losing cause
in the Georgia Senate runoff. On the
whole, acting and looking – darn it –
presidential, complete with his own
regal-looking Office of the President-Electern.
Sleek Barry has escaped the alligators thus far the
old fashioned way – by draining the
swamp of opportunity for vitriol. A
check of the conservative blogs will
show frustrated pundits forced to focus
on nativity displays in Washington and
continued Palin pregnancy conspiracy
theories.
Listen, I can guarantee that 44-to-be, like every
president, will eventually step in it
someplace. But fortunately, I don’t have
to save up for Barack Obama’s report
card money. Because I have a feeling
that over the next few years, I could go
broke.
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