November 3, 2008
In 2008, Politics Like Sports Seems a
Sucker’s Game
Enough about politics. Let’s talk something really
important.
Baseball.
(OK, OK. We’ll bring it back around to politics
later.)
The immortal Branch Rickey – the baseball innovator
best known for signing Jackie Robinson –
once said that “luck is the residue of
design.”
I guess that makes the sport’s recent run of bad luck
and general silliness the residue of . . .
Bud Selig.
Take this year’s just-completed World Series.
Please. It ran like one of those good
news/bad news routines. The good news:
The series didn’t involve New York, Boston
or L.A. The bad news: It featured
Philly and . . . Tampa Bay. (Another
Florida expansion team? Argh.)
The good news:
The teams nevertheless seemed well-matched
enough to provide some compelling
competition. The bad news: In the
East, that competition started late and
ended early – in the morning. Compelling?
Hard to tell when you’re sawing wood. And
talk about late – Game Seven could have been
been played in November. The good news:
The horror of that prospect was diminished
somewhat by the fact that the game would
have been conducted in domed splendor in
balmy St. Pete. The bad news: We
never got there, but did witness a comedy of
errors in drenched, raw late-October
Pennsylvania.
See the shortstop drop a windblown popup. See fielders
overthrowing bases with balls soaked by
stinging downpours. See an embarrassed – and
embarrassing – commissioner suspend the
potentially decisive game and then further
suspend the suspension a day later. See the
game finally finished in bone-chilling
30ish-degree temperatures by players in
Elmer Fudd earflaps.
The good news:
The completion of the suspended game
actually resulted in a series winner being
crowned before the delivery person showed up
with the next morning’s newspaper.
I’ll leave it there, but really. A rain-sodden,
wind-gusted, weather-interrupted “Winter
Classic” with bouts possible after
Halloween? Solely night games, mostly
completed after curfew? Home-field advantage
decided by All-Star games?
Pretty soon they’ll have someone hitting for the
pitchers.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one – but it seems like
pro sports in general are being played for
everyone but real fans today.
Need another example? I recently went to see my
Cleveland Browns play the local NFL squad,
the Washington Redskins, and found myself
walking two-and-a-half miles round trip to
return two empty canvas bags to my car. The
reason: Owner Dan Snyder’s strict “no bags”
policy – the better to ensure you render his
king’s-ransom $7 for beer or $14 for a
cheeseburger.
Tired and irritable, I arrived to discover our
eBay-procured seats in a dank, cave-like
setting well underneath an overhang. And
squarely behind a pole that obscured 75
percent of the action. It seems Mr. Snyder,
to squeeze every available ounce of revenue
from Redskins Nation, has installed seats in
areas intended to be walkways. Oh.
Want a real view? Well, Snyder has front-row “dream
seats.” Face value: More than $400. For
regular-season games!
My excursion to FedEx Field reinforced that attending
any professional sports event in this day
and age is a sucker’s game – in which a fool
and his money are immediately and
continuously parted. And the World Series
drove home that in the owners’ and players’
paradise presided over by Bud Selig, even
watching the games on TV is no great shakes.
I’m hoping the parallels to current political doings
are becoming obvious.
Did it ever, for one minute, seem like this endless
campaign – four tiresome years of
wall-to-wall county fairs, caucuses,
conventions, commercials, debates and
“defining moments” – was “played” for you?
That your real needs or priorities were
spoken to? That despite all the platforms
and programs and promises, Washington is
going to be more responsive or effective in
addressing the pressing issues of the 21st
Century?
Or was it all about the “horse race?” About who could
convince a cadre of activists in
unrepresentative locales and cobble together
a patchwork of swing states? How many polls
could be pushed by how many organizations in
how few days? How many pundits could dance
around their talking points on the head of a
pin? How many distortions could be dumped
into a 30-second ad, and how many
constituencies pandered to in the space of a
stump speech? All in pursuit of another
pointless, Pyrrhic victory largely for
ego-driven, hired-gun strivers headed back
to their day jobs lobbying?
How appropriate that the campaign’s high point was a
$700-billion bailout of the very types who
occupy those “dream seats” – on top of
“rescues” of Fannie, Freddie and AIG that
could clear half a trillion buckaroos. All
underwritten by you and me – and
rubber-stamped by both candidates.
I’m not saying the election doesn’t matter. I have
supported John McCain and share most of his
positions. Still, as the 2008 contest has
drawn mercifully to a close, it’s produced
plenty of residue, none of it remotely
related to luck. And the one inescapable
lesson is that politics, like pro sports, is
more than ever a sucker’s game.
Yep. There will be change in Washington – and just as
at FedEx Field, it will still be coming out
of your pockets.
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