September 29, 2008
Debate Was Serious, But America Wanted a
Reality Show
Numbers, numbers, we’ve got numbers.
By now, you know who America thought won
the big first presidential debate. (A draw,
when party bias in the initial surveys is
washed out.) You’ve learned about the
breakdowns for men (favored Commander
McCain) and women (swooned as usual for
Barry O). About the ratings (so-so, it
seems) and audience size (ditto).
And – ad infinitum along with
interminable analysis by an unending parade
of talking heads – you know who, if anyone,
burst out of the confab to get a nose ahead
in the horse race.
Still, there’s one number in particular
relating to the momentous
tête-à-tête that is sticking with me – or
should I say, sticking in my craw. (I always
wondered, by the way, just what and where
one’s craw is.)
The good people at Associated Press and
Knowledge Networks took a survey after
candidate McCain announced he was suspending
his campaign to attend to one really serious
number – that $700 billion price tag for the
mother, father, sister and brother of all
bailouts.
News flash! Sixty percent of the American
public wanted the debates to go on, nearly
three times the number that wanted the
candidates – who the last time I looked were
still actually sitting senators – to be
about the people’s business. It further
proves a bitter truth that, deep down in my
heart of hearts (or maybe it was my craw), I
already knew: Given the choice between
reality and a reality show, America will
choose the show every time.
C’mon, let’s get really real. No one needs
to be told by now that presidential debates
are generally little more than the electoral
version of America’s Next Top Model:
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Hysterical scenarios (Bernie Shaw’s
outrageous query about the hypothetical
rape and murder of Kitty Dukakis).
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Entertaining “defining moments”
(“Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy”).
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Style points reigning supreme (JFK’s
Camelot cool versus Richard Nixon’s
five-o’-clock shadow . . . Ronald
Reagan’s avuncular “there you go again”
versus Jimmy Carter’s advice from Amy .
. . Bill Clinton’s “feeling our pain”
versus Bush 41’s famous wristwatch peek
. . . George W’s earnestness versus Al
Gore’s pained sighs).
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And no matter what happens on the stage,
the real outcome determined Idol-style
by the national audience.
While we’re at it, tell me John Q. Public
doesn’t know who these dudes are or what
they stand for. As if.
After 60-plus debates during a primary
season that seemed like it started in ’07 –
1907? After one candidate got more media
face time than Britney Spears on a bender?
And the other guy? I think that Straight
Talk Express has just burned out its third
transmission.
So I’ve got to admit that when I first
heard of McCain’s abrupt return to the
nation’s capital to huddle with the brethren
on the Big Fix, I believed that he had
pulled off the political equivalent of a
double-twisting, rim-bending,
backboard-shattering, in-yo’-face tomahawk
dunk.
If Obama goes along, it’s a “me-too” move
– and McCain looks like a statesman. If the
Democratic nominee balks, he’s just another
hack putting politics above the people’s
interests. It looked like a major lose-lose
for the World’s Biggest Celebrity.
Except it wasn’t. Obama stood his ground,
and it was McCain whom the public saw as
pulling a political stunt. Seven hundred
billion dollars, you say? Ho hum. We want
our spectacle.
The irony of John McCain’s really, really
bad week was that he actually did have a
legitimate gig going under the Big Dome. The
word in conservative circles was that
Republican Congress-types were looking for
cover from McCain, who, after all, is their
party’s nominee and may soon have to deal
with their handiwork in a certain large,
roundish workspace down the street. Not to
mention that the House GOP was having
serious second thoughts about dumping the
big banks’ problems on us taxpayers.
It contrasts rather sharply with Obama’s
treatment at the hands of the congressional
Democratic leadership, who showed their
candidate all the deference one might offer,
say, a coat rack. (“Stand there in the
corner, Barack. We’ll call you if we need
you. And can you hold our jackets?”)
Nevertheless, as the negotiating process
cratered, the war hero caved and jetted to
Ole Miss, tail firmly between his legs. And
lo and behold, something wondrous happened.
A debate broke out.
Yes, we saw some stretching – who knew
that a first-term senator was so far out
front on the dangers of government-sponsored
enterprises and Russian peacekeepers in
Georgia? Yeah right. And some silly stuff –
McCain channeling Winston Churchill’s
memorable “end of the beginning” in regard
to the financial crisis. And your point?
But all in all, America saw two
substantive, well-prepared candidates, a
serious and neutral moderator, strong
arguments and effective parries on both
sides. We saw clear positions on a wide
range of honest-to-goodness issues.
The reaction – a mighty yawn. “McCain
looked old.” (Serious hint: When you see the
word “curmudgeonly” being applied to a
performance, it’s usually not referring to
the young guy.)
“Obama called McCain by his first name.”
“McCain wouldn’t look at Obama.”
And the most damning indictment of all:
“No knockout punches.”
In other words, reality – not a reality
show. What’s the fun in that?
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