September 8, 2008
McCain’s Dazzling Denouement: It’s Not How
You Start . . .
Please.
Pretty
please. With a cherry on top.
Don’t tell me you were among the bazillions (OK,
perhaps merely hundreds of millions) who
fell asleep early in John McCain’s
acceptance speech at last week’s Republican
National Convention . . . and missed the
dazzling denouement.
After all, that quintessential presidential
speechwriter, Peggy Noonan, called the
senator’s oration “flat.” I’d say more like
“flat-lined.” I’ve seen two-by-fours with
more life than the opening.
Especially coming just one night after America’s new
Drama Queen (and I mean that in the nicest
possible way) “electrified” the convention,
as everyone in the media put it.
Barack Obama may have felt more like “electrocuted.”
Then fricasseed alongside the moose steaks.
I don’t want to say the unheralded
burgermeistress of Wasilla totally smoked
the World’s Greatest Celebrity. But I’ve
seen taserings that were gentler.
By the way, what’s with those digs about Sarah
Barracuda not writing her speech? Give me a
break. Most politicians don’t polish their
pearly whites each morning without a flunky
squeezing the paste and angling the brush.
Listen, I’ve been there and done that (ghostwrite,
that is). You simply cannot so brilliantly
capture a “voice” without big-time input
from the soap as well as the soap-seller.
Yo, the Chief Hockey Mom’s best line . . . pit bulls
with lipstick . . . was ad-libbed! And
alongside terms like “still my guy” and
“First Dude” to describe her hunky
snowmobiler in her phraseology bag of
tricks, I’m thinking there’s more where that
came from.
Yet I digress mightily. Because I actually believe
that Senator McCain’s speech may have done
even more for the campaign than Palin’s
pyrotechnic classic.
Say what? You heard me.
Consider this: Even the nominee’s measured tone
appeared cleverly calculated to elevate the
tenor of the debate . . . his share, at
least.
Amid the refrigerator carloads of red meat otherwise
tossed out, McCain’s congratulations to
Obama came across as sincere, his calls for
unity and public service genuine, his
leadership adult – the principal restoring
calm at ground zero of a food fight.
Best of all, his strategy fit into a truly dazzling
feat of prestidigitation – transforming the
contest into one between their number one
and his number two. As McCain ads compared
Obama’s experience with Ms. Palin’s, the
Democratic nominee went for the bait by
training his post-convention forays on her.
It’s one of the oldest political tricks in the book:
“Let’s you and her fight.” And the
Illusionist-in-Chief floats ethereally above
the fray.
Second, putting aside the irritating repetitions of
“fight” and “fighter” . . . we got it the
first 20 times . . . the senator neatly
extended some valuable themes laid out by
his second-in-command.
Check this out: “We need to change the way
government does almost everything . . . We
have to catch up to history, and we have to
change the way we do business in
Washington.”
Everything?
Now that’s what I’m talking about. If
the senator is willing to put some serious
flesh on those bare bones during this
campaign, we could be getting somewhere
here.
Especially in contrast to Sen. Obama’s half-hearted
swipe at the reform theme: “I will also go
through the federal budget line by line,
eliminating programs that no longer work.”
Yeah, right. As Karl Rove sneered afterward, “Name
one.” Don’t hold your breath.
In fact, how about this blast from the past:
Triangulation. Like Bill Clinton’s permanent
campaign not just against Republicans but
also his party’s hopelessly liberal cohort,
McCain has re-positioned himself to run
against the corrupt and bloated GOP
over-appropriators who fumbled away
Congress.
In truth, Ms. Palin’s selection owes more to her “no
thanks” to the infamous Bridge to Nowhere
and her excellent adventures on eBay than to
her place on the distaff side of the gender
wars.
Last and way not least – the very senior senator from
Arizona subtly distinguished himself from
his opponent . . . and even the current
resident of 1600 Pennsylvania . . . by
introducing a refreshing note of humility.
In case you missed it, the equally junior
senator from Illinois used a form of the
phrase “I will” a breathtaking 24 times
during his acceptance. Maybe he is
The One.
In contrast, the hall and television audience (those
who weren’t snoring by then) fell silent as
Commander McCain unveiled a jarring new
angle to his familiar POW story – how his
cruel North Vietnamese captors broke a cocky
flyboy and taught him how to depend on
others. And how this “imperfect” public
servant is coming forward not as his
country’s self-anointed savior, but as one
who was “saved” by his country, and is
determined to give something back.
There were perhaps as many tears as cheers as the
crowd rose to its feet in that full-throated
non-stop roar at the close of McCain’s
suddenly and surprisingly rapturous
peroration.
Hardened hack that I am, I’ll admit to wiping away a
little moisture – as I roused my wife from
her slumber on the neighboring sofa. The
McCain campaign is surely thanking God for
TiVO . . . and hoping it was widely deployed
last Thursday night.
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