Nathaniel
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February 18, 2009
Waiting for the
Stimulus to Spur My Recovery
I’ve been thinking, stewing, whatever, about this $787 billion stimulus
plan – taking a look at where the money is going, trying to figure out
how it could possibly help more than hurt. After all, it’s our
responsibility and our opportunity as Americans to be at least curious
about where this newfound money is going. So, if you want to know for
yourself where three quarters of a trillion dollars in newfound wealth
is going, the text of the bill itself is both available for public
viewing and a mere 1,000 pages long.
Early reports show that only three people have read the bill in its
entirety – the first of whom wrote the bill, the second of whom edited
it, the third being some guy in Arkansas who thought it was leaked text
of the newest John Grisham novel. I tried, honestly I did, but began to
suffer headaches after the third page, which was about halfway through
the table of contents. The dedication was nice, which stated:
For my niece,
Hope this helps,
Don’t forget to pay it
back
The plot begins to sag after that.
Thankfully, our officials were kind enough to dumb it down for us by
setting up a web site,
www.recovery.gov, that includes an easy-to-read bubble chart, with
big bubbles for areas that got lots of money, and smaller bubbles for
areas of our country that got only a little bit of money, such as
“other.” It seems that we don’t need to know exactly where $8 billion is
going, just that it is going somewhere unspecified.
Also included on the site is a link to a two-page download titled
“Accountability and Transparency,” reminding us that we are entitled to
know where our money is going and how well this plan is working. But I
am struggling to understand how it is my money, because I’m pretty sure
it was borrowed and I certainly can’t remember approving any sort of
loan.
On
the site, there is also a link that encourages you to “Share your
Recovery Story.” I responded by saying:
“I
have yet to feel anything but when I do, I’ll certainly be the first to
let our leaders know, and who’s reading my story anyway? Am I supposed
to do anything, or will cash simply be delivered to my mailbox like last
time? Am I allowed to pay off debts with the money this time, or should
I simply go out and spend it again like I was formerly instructed? Until
I hear back, I guess I’ll just wait around for this bill to take effect
like everyone else.”
I
still don’t get how the alleged “richest country in the world,” has to
take out loans. I guess that, sometimes, one has to borrow in order to
continue leading the lifestyle to which he has become accustomed.
Perhaps my favorite part of the site is listed under impact/jobs. There
is a map of the U.S., and when the mouse is dragged over any state, the
amount of jobs this bill will create or save pops right up. Man, our new
leaders really know their economics. In Rhode Island alone, about 12,000
people are going to either find work or keep it because of this bill.
Unbelievable. Why didn’t we come up with this idea years ago? And whose
idea was this easy-to-read-and-understand map of the U.S.? We should
make that person president.
All sarcasm aside, doesn’t anyone else find it hard to understand how a
couple hundred elected officials have, in two weeks, managed to figure
out the recipe for turning around an economy that has taken millions of
people and decade upon decade to get where it is today? One would have
to be incredibly sure about how to fix our economy before borrowing
nearly $1 trillion, on top of our already horrendous, cartoon-like
amount of debt. Even if, somehow, we stumbled upon $1 trillion that we
didn’t have to pay back, it would be nice to think our officials were
taking some caution instead of rushing into a plan and denouncing anyone
who opposes its passage as bickerers, as Barack Obama and other
Democrats have done repeatedly.
Well, now the bill has been passed and signed into law. Congratulations.
I can’t wait to see this thing pay for itself, and the interest. And if,
somehow, it doesn’t work, remember that it’s just a couple hundred
billion bucks. If we all chip in, we’ll pay this thing back in no time.
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