February 10, 2009
For Valentine’s Day,
Just the Two of Us
My
wife and I met on a blind date 34 years ago. We had lunch. We strolled
around Ann Arbor, swapping biographical semi-facts and philosophical
insights. I played my guitar and sang John Denver songs to her, while
she convincingly pretended to enjoy them.
By
the end of that date we were spouting love sonnets and declaring our
mutual devotion to the heavens. We were Romeo and Juliet, only without
all the poisoning and stabbing.
Our second date just happened to be on Valentine ’s Day.
Just a little over six months after we met, we got married. We were
terrific newlyweds. We didn’t have much money, but we discovered that
you could still have quite a bit of fun if you stuck to the cheap draft
beer and the house wine.
I
worked on polishing up those John Denver songs and learned some Paul
Simon. She managed to remain fairly cheerful through it all, and took up
macramé. Then along came Eric Clapton’s Wonderful Tonight, and
nine months later our son was born.
The whole romance thing changes quite a bit once you have a child. Those
nights we used to spend listening to some local band screaming out its
interpretation of Sweet Home Chicago, gazing at each other over
glasses of cheap draft beer and house wine, turned into afternoons spent
gazing at the kid over plastic cups of diet coke and enduring the sound
of the five thousand or so video games in the Chuck E. Cheese, as they
waged a kind of ear-shattering sonic warfare with a Muzak version of
Shake My Sillies Out.
We
spent the next 18 years working our way pretty much full-time through a
parade of diapers, sippy cups, chicken pox, swimming lessons, bicycles,
hockey tournaments, little league, viola lessons, braces, girl friends,
strange haircuts, guitar lessons, snow boards, jet skis, driving
lessons, cars and, ultimately, colleges.
And now he’s moved away and it’s just the two of us again. These days,
what we really enjoy doing on long winter evenings involves sitting in
our comfy chairs side-by-side in the living room and watching Family
Guy reruns. Whoever manages to stay awake until 11 p.m. when The
Daily Show comes on gets to pick out what flavor of juice we buy
the next time we go to Costco.
Romeo and Juliet have become Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.
Not only have we gotten all grainy and sepia-toned, we have become
totally predictable. Each of us almost always knows what the other is
going to say next. Luckily, we both also know that finishing the other
person’s sentence would be grounds for divorce. After more than 30 years
she knows enough not to talk to me in the morning until I start to
whistle, and I know that I’d better darned well do some whistling in the
morning if I’m going to get any breakfast.
To
a young person, full of passion and hormones, this may seem like a fate
worse than losing cell service, but it’s really not so bad. There is an
indescribably warm and wonderful comfort in our relationship. She knows
that she will always have me to explain (again) how to operate the DVD
player, and I will always have someone who will put up with being called
“Toots.”
So
this Valentine’s Day my wife and I will probably do something romantic,
like getting the vacuum cleaner repaired. We’ll also try to get some
other stuff done that we’ve been meaning to get around to, and we’ll
feel pretty good about it. Then maybe we’ll go out and split an order of
Shanghai Noodles.
But at some point we’ll also line up some cheap draft beer and house
wine, and we’ll take the time to do a little bit of gazing – just for
old times’ sake.
Copyright ©2009
Michael Ball. Distributed exclusively by North Star Writers Group.
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