August 23, 2006
Terrorists
Smile at Sight of Weary Travelers
International travel is no longer a joy and privilege these days. As if
getting your socks dirty and being felt up by a middle-aged man weren’t
enough, now you can’t even bring a magazine on board. I’m sure there are
serious reasons for this. After all, we don’t want people making origami
weapons and throwing them at the flight attendants.
But boredom
from reading the Sky Mall magazine may be one of your few
worries. Standing in the security line for inspection with a clear
plastic baggie is a little embarrassing if you need extra tampons or
can’t live without Preparation H.
There is
also the fun of filling out the customs forms about an hour before you
land. You know, about that time when you wake up from your nap, realize
that you really need to go to the bathroom, but that there is a cart
with refreshments coming your way. As you order your Sprite, the flight
attendant hands you a napkin, a nice sheet of paper asking you if you
have been to a foreign petting zoo and…no pen.
You
couldn’t bring your own, so you wait while the people in business class
are done with the three pencils allowed per flight. And you still have
to go pee.
I’m not
trying to argue with the prescriptions of the Department of Homeland
Security. I’m not sure what they and their British counterparts do, but
they stopped the attackers, saving countless lives.
But
lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place. If security
scrutinizes every tube of Carmex, the attackers are not going to use the
same tactic again.
This makes
a weary passenger wonder whether all the safety measures are the correct
ones. How valid are ex-post-facto precautions?
It seems
that no matter what our government orders the innocent masses to do in
order to provide a safe environment for their travel, the terrorists are
always a step ahead, which besides being frightening, is quite
frustrating.
The war on
terrorism clearly needs cooperation from us as citizens. I just wish
that handing over the hand sanitizer wasn’t the way to do it. Damn
terrorists are making our daily lives inconvenient. And unsanitary.
Some of the
consequences are not nearly as dire as those of life and death. As with
many other things, our travel customs have not really changed since
9/11.
And though
I have not a better solution, I find it frustrating that we are reacting
to whatever the terrorists come up with. I have no problem giving up my
iPod and mascara in order to secure the nation’s safety. But I do wish
that we could implement more preemptive measures, ones that do not give
the attackers so much power over us. Having to disclose what
medications you are taking to strangers, proving that the white liquid
is really breast milk – those are things that are embarrassing and
demeaning to a great majority of us.
And for
those who hate this nation, that is a precious sight.
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