July 19, 2006
You, Paris?
An Icon? Maybe We Need to Talk
Six years
into the decade seems a little early to pick who the icons of the decade
are, but top contemporary cultural critics think otherwise. Paris Hilton
is among the world-renowned scholars who are sharing their vision as to
what will define the first decade of the third century.
In a recent
interview,
Paris
announced that she is the “iconic blonde” of the decade, following in
the footsteps of Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana.
“There is
nobody in the world like me,” the heiress said. Let’s count our
blessings.
I’d like to
believe that the woman who starred in a porn video at 19, slept with
Avril Lavigne’s husband and friend Kimberly Stewart’s fiancée and has
been photographed locking lips with a ferret does not represent the
women entering adulthood today.
If the
inability to speak proper English, wearing skimpy clothes that cross the
line between provocative and trashy and stamping your name on cheap
perfume is what it takes to be an icon, she and Britney should have a
talk.
It may save
some litigation fees and hair extensions getting ripped out later on.
But as much
as the fun of catfights transcends the passing of time, the idea of a
modern female icon for today’s young woman is a lot less amusing.
I’m not
about to give a spiel about how women need to be empowered to compete
with men, to seek equal representation in the media and to join the
corporate world.
They
already have.
But the
most successful ones did not gain international recognition and
eight-figure paychecks by going to law school.
They
enlarged their breasts, lined their eyes, hitched up their skirts,
invested in microscopic dogs and brought dance moves known only to strip
club patrons to daytime television.
And like
Paris, they have the audacity to claim that
this image is the reflection of me, your daughter, sister or friend.
I don’t
know how to get this across to Paris. Maybe I should try simple
sentences.
Icons are
original.
(If
uncertain of the meaning of the above statement, seek immediate help of
a dictionary. Yes, you may access it on your Sidekick.).
Maybe if
Ms. Hilton masters the art of operating a dictionary she will also
obtain a thesaurus. There she is likely to find that icon is not a
synonym for joke.
We are
years from determining what defines today’s woman, blonde or not.
One thing
is for sure: She is not a celebrity.
It appears
that the young women in the spotlight today overstate their importance.
The sparkle
of thousands of camera flashes equals one flash in the pan. Pretty girls
with dye jobs and high heels have dominated the media for a long time.
There is nothing innovative about them.
Endless
opportunities to define real women against and among our peers from the
past are yet to come. We have years to explore the meaning of womanhood
in the present moment. When the time comes, experts will be presented
with thousands of economic, cultural and political combinations from
which to choose.
And when
the time to pick does come, I doubt that Paris Hilton will have the
credentials to make the call.
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