July 12, 2006
Mama Don’t
Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Film Critics
You may
think that getting paid to write opinion editorials is a sweet gig.
You’re right. I check the facts, come up with a perfectly subjective
argument choosing how much logic to include and send it to the editor.
If you think that my value system is broken, my understanding of the
subject poor or insight shallow, I did a good job. I fueled the debate,
I made you think about the issue.
While
political and social op-ed writers can assert what is right or wrong,
cultural critics have to tell you what is good or bad.
That’s why
I feel bad for the guys two cubicles down: the film critics. They don’t
have the luxury of being wrong and constantly getting away with it.
In today’s
day and age, moral subjectivism allows even the most obscure viewpoints
to be expressed and protected as a part of the marketplace of ideas.
Bonus
points for representing obscure groups with little access to the media.
A film
critic is not so lucky. Representing the obscure few (mainly other
critics or people who wear lots of black and won’t watch anything that
doesn’t require them to read) is not welcome in their line of work. The
film critic is pitted against the ultimate judge of what is acceptable
or not: the general audience.
As diverse
as Americans are in their political views, religious beliefs and
cultural norms, we are overwhelmingly similar in our taste in pop
culture.
We like our
explosions big, our jokes over the top, our women pretty and men
charming but rugged.
The good
souls who try to convince us that our standards are incorrect are proven
wrong again and again. And then some more.
Case in
point: The Pirates of the
Caribbean:
The Dead Man’s Chest.
A renowned
critic for the show business magazine Entertainment Weekly wrote that
the movie is “a hellish contraption into which a ticket holder is
strapped, overstimulated but unsatisfied, and unable to disengage until
the operator releases the restraining harness."
She stamped
the movie with a big D+.
The people
who paid $152 million to see it last weekend seemed to disagree.
I bet the
critic felt a little sheepish when the numbers came in, but blamed it on
the audience’s low standards.
Hey, I do
that too. But when the Senate doesn’t appoint my favorite Supreme Court
Justice nominee or the Shiites refuse to do what I always tell them, my
credibility isn’t questioned.
People are
often willing to forgive trespasses against their values, but rarely
against their taste.
Consumers
need to trust the critic whose opinion they take into consideration. We
political pundits will keep on going back and forth about everything
from Al Gore’s PowerPoint skills to North Korean armament and once in a
while hear a “that’s what I’m talking about!” or “is this guy crazy?”
from our audiences.
Critics
have a bigger responsibility to their readers because their perspective
is exclusive - they have the access to information that an average
citizen cannot get from independent news sources.
That’s why
they get paid more than me.
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