Lucia
de Vernai
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April 8, 2009
North Korea: Global Pain in the Ass
Whenever we hear of
them, it’s because they just aimed another missile at the world’s second
biggest economy, putting Russia’s melancholy of the good old days of the
Cold War to shame. Most of the time, North Korea is busy holding on to
economic policies that make Stalin look like a reasonable man. Central
planning and over 30 percent of the GDP going to the military is not a
good place to be, unless you really like eating rotting turnips. Even
then, between two and three million people starved, although the hard
labor camps and harsh winters probably contributed to that.
North Korea sends little over its borders besides technology that lands
in the Pacific Ocean, so when they catch something that can give them
leverage, it’s payback time. Little publicized in the U.S., their recent
capture and arrest of two female American journalists making a
documentary is one such attempt. Hostage-taking did not yield the
results expected, so North Korea did what it always does when feeling
underappreciated. It launched a long-distance missile on Sunday,
breaking a UN Security Council resolution.
Originality has never
been a requirement for being a global pain in the ass, and another
episode of world leaders teleconferencing about what to do is on. The
global community may have run out of ideas for pawns – from Hennessy to
the tons of American food aid Koreans refused as the country was nearing
starvation. Represented by Sweden in Pyongyang, but with ever-vigilant
forces right at the 38th parallel, the U.S. has drawn enough
lines in the sand with little to no change that negotiating has become
creative to say the least.
Former President Bush
tried to go after Kim Jong Il’s weak spots and ban the export of some of
the dictator’s favorite American things – iPods, booze, jet skis and
cars. When the Apple nano is a respectable piece in nuclear test
negotiations, one starts to wonder if it’s time to change the rules of
the game. Still, you play whatever cards you are dealt.
Hopefully all those
Moscow-Washington-Tokyo long distance calls are going to get another
response to Sunday’s launch besides “damnation.” A favorite euphemism
for “slap on the wrist,” it ignores the fact that if Kim Jong Il was
afraid of damnation, he wouldn’t starve his own people and repeatedly
threaten global stability.
The Obama
Administration, not one for the slow, conservative approach, is urging
that nothing is done rashly in the matter. That’s a good idea if in the
meantime someone is preparing a response that’s more “f--- you” than
“sir, we resent your conduct.” And none of that
cut-off-his-Twitter-account-and-he’ll-be-sorry stuff. We don’t really
think Kim Jong Il has the capacity, but we play along. He knows that
there will be no real consequences, so what’s to stop the man from
pouring a little cognac and play a drinking game of brinkmanship with
Japan?
All-bark-no-bite North
Korea can have world’s leaders running around panicking, inspiring one
Security Council resolution after another.
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