Dan
Calabrese
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October 27, 2008
Hey Sen. Obama: I am
Joe the CEO, And You Don’t Know Me
Never mind William Ayers. Barack Obama believes he has caught John
McCain in a much more damning entanglement:
“He’s in cahoots with Joe the CEO.”
Eek. What could be worse than that?
Clearly not happy with the emergence of Joe the Plumber on the scene,
Obama told supporters at a rally last week that McCain is only
pretending to care about the interests of Joe and those of his ilk.
Obamatons cheered in derision when their hero uttered the following
blather:
“Joe’s cool, I got no problems with Joe. All I want to do is give Joe a
tax cut. But let’s be clear who John McCain’s fighting for. He’s not
fighting for Joe the Plumber, he’s fighting for Joe the Hedge Fund
Manager. John McCain likes to talk about Joe the Plumber but he’s in
cahoots with Joe the CEO.”
Let’s talk about Joe the CEO. Obama doesn’t know as much about him as he
thinks he does. First, it’s been estimated that there are five million
Americans with the title of CEO. As it happens, I’m one of them. My
business has experienced many twists and turns and dips and dives over
the course of nine years, and I am very far from rich. But during those
years I’ve paid out a lot in payroll, in taxes, in equipment rentals, in
office rent – did I mention taxes? – and in health insurance premiums
for employees as well as myself.
I’ve taken in a lot, and I’ve spent pretty much all of it on the
aforementioned items. During most of the years our company has been in
business, we made more than $250,000. That would have qualified me as
rich according to Obama’s concept of America. That is a joke. The more
money we were making, the more people and things we needed to sustain
the business at the level to which it had grown. If we thought we were
on a revenue-growth trajectory, and we made investments to reflect that,
we had to pray we hadn’t guessed wrong or we would be in trouble.
All of this is fine, by the way. It’s life in the big city for a CEO. I
could have abandoned it any time I wanted and gone out and gotten a job
working for someone else. I haven’t and I won’t. I may yet realize
fabulous rewards for all this hard work, but I know there’s a chance I
won’t, and I’m OK with that.
Now if I were to approach Barack Obama on a rope line with this story, I
am sure he would tell me that he doesn’t mean CEOs like me. He would
explain that he is talking about the evil CEOs, the ones who earn
hundreds of millions in salaries, bonuses and stock options.
But here’s the problem with that. Those CEOs are creating far
more wealth, far more jobs and far more value – and paying far more in
taxes – than I ever will. True, some idiot boards of directors reward
CEOs who don’t perform with bonuses and “golden parachutes,” but that is
not Obama’s concern, nor is it mine. Those board members are
shareholders of the companies who give such ill-conceived rewards to
their undeserving chief executives. They are wasting their own money –
not yours and not mine. If they want to keep doing that, and their
fellow shareholders want to keep electing them to those boards, that’s
their problem.
The general rule in business is that CEOs get rich only after they
create successful businesses that provide a good living for a great many
people. Whether they are owners, partners or hired guns, their
compensation reflects their achievement.
Obama likes to tell people he is “not concerned about CEOs” – he put it
in a commercial – either because he thinks the public is ignorant about
what it means to be a CEO, or, more likely in my view, Obama himself is
completely ignorant about this. This is a guy who’s been going around
insisting that we have to “reward work instead of rewarding wealth,”
which is like saying we need more eating and less food.
But perhaps the greatest evidence that Obama has no idea how the
creation of wealth works is this statement: “I do want to roll back the
Bush tax cuts for people like me, I don’t need a tax cut.”
Ooh, look at the big salary on Barack.
If
Obama doesn’t “need” a tax cut, that’s because he doesn’t do anything
with his income to create additional wealth. He doesn’t create jobs. He
doesn’t make a product. He is an elected official, and there’s nothing
wrong with that, but it’s not a job in which you use your own resources
to create wealth. Obama knows nothing about this. He is under the
impression that “Joe the CEO” does nothing but collect and count his
money.
Maybe that’s what Obama does with his fat paycheck. But I can
assure you that Joe the CEO works his butt off for that money, and
doesn’t get to keep much of it until he’s paid a lot of salaries, bills,
health insurance premiums and taxes.
I
am Joe the CEO. And I think I’m going to vote for John McCain, because I
would like a president who is in cahoots with me.
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