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April 14, 2009

Religious or Secular, We’re Looking for the Apocalypse

 

For years we’ve been treated to warnings of imminent global warming catastrophe. Lately we hear more and more rumblings about the Mayan prediction for Dec. 21, 2012. That date is supposedly the end of life as we know it. On that day, among other things, the animals will rise up and chide us for our mistreatment of them. (If so, we are indeed a lost cause. If not, maybe they should.)

 

Movie buffs who’ve seen the latest Nicolas Cage film, Knowing, now understand that we could be totally fried by the sun. In that heated vein, a recent article in New Scientist describes a report funded by NASA and issued by the National Academy of Sciences. It discusses in minute detail the horrors that will descend on our technology-dependent society if Earth takes a direct hit from a huge solar flare. It’s not exactly reading designed to induce sound slumber or happy dreams.

 

Despite our supposedly modern mind-set, the religious theme of judgment day is just like mask-wearing murderer Jason: It never really dies and cannot be killed off. Only a minority now believes in an actual Day of Judgment, when God packs sinners off to never-ending torment and duly rewards virtuous believers. Even so, narratives of worldwide disaster retain their hold on our imaginations. We have merely traded in the religious language for secular verbiage.

 

Who needs a wrathful deity? After all, we have an exploding sun with a really long reach. Then there are those wayward asteroids careening full tilt toward Earth to do the dirty destructive deed! Want to worry about something really esoteric? We are five million years overdue for a reversal in the Earth’s magnetic polarity that the geologic records show occurs every 60 million years or so. The records also show that when the Earth’s polarity flips, bad things happen to the animals alive during that time. Half a century ago, we were scared out of our senses by the prospect of annihilation from nuclear explosion. This remains a distinct possibility, although it doesn’t get much play anymore.

 

Apocalyptic worries remain whether times are rough as they are now, or fairly prosperous. Remember the Y2K glitch that was supposed to cause havoc with worldwide computer time-keeping when the year 2000 rolled around? Half a decade of media hype and millions upon millions of dollars in programming fixes later, Y2K was, thankfully, a bust. And all the related jitters and handwringing took place during the 1990s dot.com boom.

 

Whence this never-ending penchant to fear the ultimate demise of our species? After all, nearly every human culture has a variation on a worldwide flood mythology.

 

One explanation: It may well be hard-wired into human genes. Maybe we all walk around harboring distant cellular-based memories of a time when our lives consisted of minute-by-minute struggles with the elements, large carnivorous animals and hostile neighboring tribes.

 

A different take: We have lived through such mass destruction before, and the possibility haunts our soul memories. Such explanations are not mutually exclusive even while appealing to very different views of human existence.

 

Let us hope we remain to dread our demise right up until, in the very distant future, our sun does its final swansong, and shrinks to a dwarf star incapable of supporting life on our planet or anywhere else in our solar system.

 

By then our restless, curious selves will have built arks that have taken us far beyond the confines of this solar system to new suns and new worlds. But we will still bring our fears and limitations with us, unless we learn to grow beyond them.

 

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