Bob Batz Read Bob's bio and previous columns
May 8, 2009
Bob the Bad: Driving the
Speed Limit
OK, OK, I’ll admit it.
I did a bad thing the other day and I want to apologize to anyone I may have
offended with my actions.
I did my bad thing on purpose, too, and I did it for more than 30 minutes.
Furthermore, I did it without even thinking. I just . . . well . . . did it.
What I did was drive the speed limit on the interstate.
My excuse for choosing my speed were the speed limit signs posted every 10
yards or so alongside the roadway. The signs bore the number 65. Dumb me – I
assumed the signs were advising me how fast to go on that particular
highway. But, as things turned out, I was apparently wrong.
So there I was, tooling along the fat ribbon of concrete
going 65 miles an hour as if I didn’t have a care in the world and paying no
attention whatsoever to the 400-or-so other motorists around me who were
hell bent on turning the interstate into the Indianapolis Speedway but were
thwarted by selfish me.
I set my speed control at 65 and I was off and running. I
mean off and driving.
But I was a turtle in a rabbit race as other motorists whizzed by me at 75
and 80 and gave me what appeared to me to be rather dirty looks as they
passed.
Dumb Bob, I always thought speed limit signs were posted
along highways because that was how fast the people who built those highways
thought motorists should travel. But that apparently isn’t true because most
of the drivers in America completely ignore speed limit signs.
Some ignore them by going too slow. Many more ignore them by going too fast.
Hey, let’s face it. Americans are in a hurry these days. What I don't know
is why.
Maybe the guys have hot dates. Perhaps the women are late for hair
appointments, or Tupperware parties.
Wherever they are headed, they are headed there at breakneck speeds totally
oblivious to speed limit signs.
What I’m thinking is these are the same people who honk their horns in
hospital “quiet” zones, clean out their car trash bags in front of “NO
LITTERING” signs and routinely park their cars next to “NO PARKING”
warnings.
They also pass other motorists near “NO PASSING” signs and
totally ignore red lights.
Go figure.
Contact Bob at bbatz@woh.rr.com
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