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August 27, 2008
Save the Self-Esteem of the Beleaguered Green Bean
Who
could blame the green bean if it were discovered to have a diminished
sense of self worth?
At
the heart of the problem would be an ugly bigotry against side dishes.
We have seen this played out, time and time again, in restaurants across
the land. You order from the menu, and the person who will later
transport the food from kitchen asks – almost as if it were an
afterthought – what side items you’d like with it. Those items are
listed on a submenu to the regular menu, turning side dishes into second
class citizens in the world of food.
You
may shake your fist at the sky in defiance of this, a futile feel-good
gesture. You may also take concrete action, to show the green bean the
respect it deserves, to make it feel as if it were your own brother.
That
something starts with a skillet, a burner turned on high heat and some
olive oil. Heat the oil while you are cutting the ends off some green
beans and further cutting them into bite-sized pieces.
Perhaps you are looking at this, thinking, “Green beans in hot oil . . .
what about that demands respect, as if the bean were my own brother?”
The
answer is that, while the oil continues to heat, you will want to also
slice some onion and garlic and cut into bite-sized chunks some Roma
tomatoes and sliver up some fresh basil leaves.
By
the time you have done this, the oil will be hot. It should be heated to
where it is just beginning to smoke when you scrape the beans, garlic
and onion into the skillet.
There will be a sound that will sound like sizzling. Instead, it is the
sound of thousands of tiny hands applauding the green bean. It is taking
center stage, and it is magnificent.
Sauté the beans until they start to crisp. It will not take long. The
green beans act is a short one, and if you’ve done what you’ve been
asked to do and essentially shaved the onion and garlic, those will
practically dissolve.
When
the beans have crisped, turn off the heat and add the tomatoes and
basil. Luckily for you, the pan and beans will be hot enough to do all
the cooking required for this. The thing about the Roma tomato is that
it is a pulpy tomato rather than a juicy one, and you will want it to
retain its form. Basil, too, does better in short spurts of cooking
rather than over a long haul. It is like an airplane that loses power
mid-flight, except that this doesn’t end in a fiery explosion.
The
tomato will turn soft, and the juices it gives out will coats the beans,
already flavored with garlic and onions. They will melt in your mouth as
you bite into the flavored beans. Its sense of self worth now restored,
you may forgive the green bean if it now looks at you with mild conceit.
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