June 11, 2007
Banana Bread and the
Triumph of Mashable Goo
When one hears the words banana and bread in a sentence, one is prone to
think of Elvis, eating fried sandwiches and creating a hip-induced stir
on stage. Yet, we’re a healthier lot today, having realized that the
rich blend of peanut butter and mashed bananas are as decadent to our
bodies as bourgeoius capitalists were to the Bolsheviks.
In
order to prevent the widespread exploding of hearts, we have taken the
relationship down a different path today, preferring to bake the two
together rather than fry them in butter. It is highly symbolic that even
with this, the two begin down different paths, only to be brought
together at the last minute before heat is applied.
Into one bowl you will mix baking soda and all-purpose flour and the
base of the bread. Whisk them together to get an even blend.
Into the other bowl, crack an egg, and add a couple tablespoons of brown
sugar, a couple tablespoons of vanilla extract, a stick of butter and
four overripe bananas.
All of your ingredients must be a consistency that can be described as
mashable. The firmness you begin with is less important than your final
consistency, which should be that everything is more or less combined
into a thick goo.
Among your ingredients, this applies most fervently to your bananas and
butter. For your bananas, unless you have taken them out of the freezer,
this is less likely to be a problem. When it comes to mashing, the
banana is an agreeable food. It understands a small secret of food . . .
if it is to be consumed, it will have to lose its original shape and
appearance.
Butter, not nearly as amenable, insists that you cajole it to at least
room temperature before it allows itself to be mashed.
This raises an interesting question: Why put up with the idiosyncrasies
of butter and not just nuke it until melted? The answer is that you
don’t want the butter to melt until it is in the middle of the baking
process. Unmelted butter helps thicken the goo of brown sugar, beaten
egg, bananas and butter. Far better to trick it into believing that it
won’t be melted.
Stir together until to an even consistency. If you don’t, once this
comes out of the oven, there will be places of powerful banana flavor,
and places that taste nothing like banana. Perhaps you enjoy a mystery
in each bite. If this is you, be forewarned – people have been locked up
for far less.
Now comes an act of symmetry. You have achieved consistency once. You
must now achieve it again. Pour your banana mixture into the bowl with
your flour and baking soda. Once again, stir these until all is nice and
even. Again, your personal taste might run down a different path; and
once again, you should be warned that people have been locked up for far
less.
It
might strike you here to get fancy. The name banana bread sounds wholly
unsophisticated to you and you wish to jazz it up with another
ingredient, perhaps create a banana-raisin bread, or a banana walnut
bread. This would be the time to add those additional ingredients. Feel
free, as always, to experiment and go nuts, stopping before you have
exceeded generally accepted limits like broken glass or thumbtacks,
which have no place in quickly baked bread products.
If
you have a greased bread pan available, pour everything you’ve now mixed
into it. The batter will be sticky, because – for reasons that none have
yet discerned – bread batter always seeks a last moment escape from the
oven.
Put down this unrest by spooning as much batter into your pan as
possible, which sends a message to any ingredients watching that there
is no hope for escape, and place the pan in the oven.
Leave it there for about an hour, after which time you check it by
sticking your loaf with a toothpick. If you can pull it out without any
batter clinging to it, then you know you have put down the revolt and
your bread has finished cooking.
Let sit on the stovetop for about 10 minutes, after which you should
turn it out onto a wire cooling rack for maybe a quarter hour (or, if
there are no hippies or hobos lurking about, onto your windowsill).
Slice and serve, keeping in mind that banana bread is not considered
complete until it is frosted with a smear of butter.
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