September
6, 2006
Democrats
and Freegans: A Match Made in the Trash
Something
terrible recently happened to an increasingly important Democratic
constituency. Two men were sentenced to six months of jail time in
Colorado for trespassing and digging into a fresh produce store’s
garbage, taking spoiled food from it. Ironically, the two were on their
way to a Rainbow Gathering – a New Age, hippie-type of peace party in
the woods.
“Freegans”
are an interesting and growing group of Americans whose worldview is,
shall we say, interesting. According to one of their websites, freegans
are “people who employ alternative strategies for living based on
limited participation in the conventional economy and minimal
consumption of resources.”
In other
words, these people would rather dig through trash and eat leftovers
than participate in the nation’s economy by purchasing food, however
cheap. This rationale brings up several questions concerning
inconsistencies, such as their ability to consume food if it weren’t for
the materialistic culture that produced them in the first place.
But
debating their logic is irrelevant. For one, attempting to make a
logical, convincing argument to people who make it a point to eat trash
is most probably not the best use of one’s time, as it would take more
than pure reason to win them over. Further, and at least equally as
important, I don’t care. If these people will only use and consume
materials out of landfills, they at least represent a good example to
kids of what they should not become once they grow up.
I do,
however, care to the extent that I don’t want these freegans trespassing
on my property and touching my garbage, which is also my property. The
District Attorney’s office in this case made the right decision by
pursuing the two men aggressively, and noting that he wanted to make an
example out of them. This is a positive step in that it discourages
further trespassing, but not necessarily in the sense that it curtails
freegan behavior, because after all, Americans shouldn’t care less.
Then again,
I belong to a political party that most probably gets zero freegan votes
come election time, a party that has absolutely no interest in
preserving the freegan way of life. The same cannot be said, however, of
the Democratic Party. Will they again see the rule of law as an obstacle
to promoting political success?
The record
is troubling. Democratic liberals work to protect potential terrorists
by seeking to block appropriate wiretapping and similar methods against
them. They also push to restore the voting rights of felons, and are
absolutely in love with the behavior of millions of illegal immigrants
whose first action in the
United States
is a direct violation of its laws. Democrats are so kind-hearted as to
allow people to vote twice, and even more compassionately, they assist
dead people with voting. They do all of these things in exchange for
political advantage.
So why
wouldn’t they work to make it legal for freegans to trespass on
someone’s land to steal garbage that is not theirs? After all, Democrats
and freegans have a lot in common. In fact, some freegan statements
sound identical to what Democrats offer or encourage, consciously or
not. One leading freegan website reads, “For most of us, work means
sacrificing our freedom to take orders from someone else, stress,
boredom, monotony, and in many cases risks to our physical and
psychological well-being.”
Just right:
This view is precisely what Democrats embrace and encourage, a fact that
is demonstrated by their constituency’s often widespread reliance on
welfare and on others’ wealth.
We have a
match here, and little more work needs to be done. Now all that
Democrats have to do is take a stand for the freegans, and subsequently
get them out to the polls. And it would work out perfectly too – when
the Democrats throw out Republican votes, the freegans can
simply dig them up and recycle them into Democratic ones!
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