June 11, 2007
The Extraordinary
Discipline of a Serious Columnist
You know, I’ll bet writing a column like this one looks like a pretty
easy job. All you have to do is ramble on for a while about whatever you
think needs rambling on about, crank out some jokes and check it over to
make sure that at least most of what you’ve written is English. Then you
just pack your masterpiece off to the syndicate and bathe in the deep
satisfaction of a job well done.
Well, I’m here to tell you that it’s not always that easy. Like right
now - the sun is shining, the birds are singing and one of my friends
just called me from his ski boat to see if I could come out to play. Of
course, being the disciplined professional that I am . . .
OK, I’m back. I think I may have slightly strained a hamstring on that
last set on the jump skis, so it actually feels kind of good to sit here
at the computer and get my work done. After all, I have
responsibilities. I simply have to ignore distractions like this other
friend who just called me from his new boat to help him see if the
racing engine he had installed will let us go faster than 90 mph . . .
OK, I’m back. I just have to catch my breath and polish the dead bugs
off my glasses, then I can get back down to business.
As
I was saying, on days like this I have to rely on a strong work ethic to
get my job done. It’s kind of like that old fable of the ant, who worked
hard to get ready for the winter, while the grasshopper just danced
around and played the fiddle all day. As I recall the story, when winter
came the ant was all cozy and well-fed, while the grasshopper was cold
and hungry outside in the snow.
Of
course, when spring rolled around the world’s only fiddle-playing
grasshopper signed a million-dollar recording contract, while the ant
got fried by a third grader with a magnifying glass.
But that’s not the point. The point is, I have to maintain a high level
of creative focus and intensity to deliver the kind of product my
readers have come to expect. I’ve invested in a good laptop Mac, so I
can sit on the deck and enjoy nice weather while I work. Being a
seasoned pro, I have trained myself to shut out distractions like that
pontoon boat full of friends who just pulled up to the dock and invited
me to go out with them to taste-test Beers of All Nations. I simply have
to politely but firmly tell them that I have work to do…
OK, I’m backety-back-back. Hee, hee, hee. Who’d have known that beer
could reflect such a rich cultural divers . . . div . . . so much
cultural stuff. And stuff. But now I really have to get crankin’ on the
old column-poo, even though I could use a little nap…
OK, I’m back. The bottom line of this whole thing is, to be a columnist
you need to develop a steely resolve to make sure the job is done and
done well, no matter what may be going on around you. Like right now, in
response to this invitation to judge the Swedish Bikini Team Beach
Volleyball Competition, I can conscientiously do a word count to see if
I have enough . .
© 2007, Michael Ball
© 2007 Michael Ball.
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