May 28, 2007
Iran’s
Ahmadinejad: Would Someone Please Shut This Twerp Up?
"Should Israel repeat
its mistakes in Lebanon, the wrath of the region's nations will
eradicate the Zionist entity."
With the above, his
1,453,796th threat to annihilate Israel, Iranian strongman Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad officially passed the sound of fingernails scratching on a
chalkboard on the List of Really Annoying Things We'd Just As Soon Never
Hear Again. He's coming up on the outside of Al Gore's endless
predictions that farmers in Kansas better have hip waders by July and
still has a ways to go to catch Michael Moore's truly ignorant praising
of communist Cuban health care.
Look, I know it's easy
to have fun at the expense of someone who dresses in ’70s leisure suits.
And it's hard to take seriously someone who's seemingly so disconnected
from reality. But the sad fact is that this is a very dangerous man, and
not just because he's trying to put nuclear warheads on top of North
Korean Taepo Dong missiles. The line above demonstrates very clearly
that Ahmadinejad has no qualms whatsoever about wiping out a nation and
a people in Israel that has never done anything to him. Someone that
detached from morality is always a threat, one to be taken gravely even
if the only weapon he possesses is a collection of rocks to throw.
Ahmadinejad has blinded
himself to the fact that Israel was acting entirely in self-defense last
summer, moving into Lebanon only after missiles were being lobbed into
it from there by Hezbollah, which has long been a puppet of both Iran
and Syria. Israel had previously left southern Lebanon – after occupying
it for years for this exact same reason – in hopes that without having
those grounds for complaint, some progress towards peace might be made.
Israel was given acclaim by the world at that time, as she always is
when she retreats and gives things up in exchange for nothing. But what
did the pullback accomplish? Nothing aside from allowing Hezbollah
rockets to reach as much further into Israel as the buffer zone had been
wide. And did the world acknowledge this and blame the appropriate
parties (i.e. not Israel)? Of course not. The usual silence
followed, as it typically does when the conventional wisdom is proven
wrong yet again.
The only mistake Israel
made in Lebanon was not finishing off Hezbollah once and for all, thus
allowing them to regroup and fight another day, which they almost
certainly will.
And just what is
Ahmadinejad intimating? That Israel has no right to self-defense when
brutally attacked for the awful "crime" of existing? That unless it
rolls over and allows itself to be pummeled into oblivion, he'll
obliterate them in a single radioactive stroke? Some choice that is –
death by a thousand blows, or immediately. Either way, you're dead,
which is entirely the point.
I'm not going spend any
more time trying to analyze Mahmoud – reasoning with crazy people bound
by no set of rules is by definition an exercise in futility. There is
more than enough justification for taking this nutburger out. He
routinely threatens both Israel and the United States with violence and
destruction. He is obtaining both the weapons to kill many thousands and
the means to deliver them. He is blatantly interfering in Iraq and
helping to shed the blood of American soldiers. He oppresses his own
people, using torture and murder to keep control and viciously siccing
his police forces on those young Iranians who so bravely dare to
demonstrate against him and his regime.
And last, but certainly
not least, he was part of the mob of screaming madmen who took American
citizens hostage at the U.S. Embassy in Tehran in 1979 under the
watchful eye of the Ayatollah Khomeini. He still hasn't had some
much-deserved payback for that little stunt, much less all the evil that
has followed in its wake in the nearly 30 years since.
Perhaps it should
happen in a more covert way, or perhaps we'll get real lucky and he'll
be toppled from within. Or maybe we'll just have to do it the
old-fashioned way. But no good end can come from keeping this creep
around even one day longer. One way or another, Ahmadinejad has to go.
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