January 25, 2006
Osama's Book Club Creates an
Anti-American Idol
Authors, take note. Get your book recommended by the Big O, and you are
all set. It’s the Book Club thumbs-up you want.
Its
members are loyal and obedient. When the Big O speaks, the major media
pays attention. One recommendation from the Big O, and you’ll shoot up
from 205,763 to 26 on Amazon.com's index of the most-ordered books.
That’s what happens when your opinions are as highly valued as those of
the Big O.
No,
silly. Not Oprah. Osama!
In his
recently released audiotape (copyright Cave Dweller Studios Inc.), Osama
offered a truce if only we would stop pounding him, then suggested that
we would all understand the truth a lot better if we would only read a
certain book titled Rogue State: A Guide to the World’s Only
Superpower.
How
many people had ever heard of this book or its author, William Blum? Not
many, judging from that lofty pre-Osama Amazon ranking – presumably
somewhere south of Losing Weight by Drew Carey and Lying to
Congress Convincingly by Mark McGwire. Blum, who lives in a solitary
apartment in Washington D.C. (i.e. capital of the rogue state), was
toiling in obscurity with little more to recommend him than an AOL
member web site, although it did contain some excellent praise of his
work by the likes of Gore Vidal, Oliver Stone and Noam Chomsky.
But
for Blum’s book to really draw the attention of his left-wing target
market would require the imprimatur of the Big O. And when Osama
delivered his blessing via audiocassette, Blum couldn’t have been more
thrilled.
"I was
not turned off by such an endorsement," Blum said during a radio interview.
"I'm not repulsed, and I'm not going to pretend I am."
Nor
would one expect Blum to be repulsed by Bin Laden. They clearly
share a common enemy, and while some on the left would instruct us that
a “religious” figure like Bin Laden would never mix with a “secular”
type like Blum, you don’t have to dig far into Blum’s rants to realize
that the two view America in very similar ways.
In his
most recent essay posted on his web site, Blum theorizes that the
Department of Homeland Security is secretly engaging in biological
warfare against anti-war protesters:
“A
week after the massive anti-war demonstration in Washington on September
24, it was revealed that deadly bacteria had been detected at several
sites in the city, including by the Lincoln Memorial, situated very
close to the demonstration,” Blum wrote on January 9. “Biohazard
monitors installed at various sites gave positive readings on the 24th
and 25th for the bacterium francisella tularensis, which causes
the infectious disease tularemia, a pneumonia-like ailment that can be
acquired by inhaling airborne bacteria and can be fatal. This biological
agent is on the ‘A list’ of the Department of Homeland Security's
biohazards, along with anthrax, plague and smallpox.”
How
can you blame a guy for hijacking planes and killing thousands of people
who are citizens of a country that does this? No wonder Blum gladly
returns Bin Laden’s embrace.
Besides, Blum has been on America’s case since long before Bin Laden
started fighting the good fight by blowing up ships, planes and
skyscrapers. Before his entry in Osama’s Book of the Month Club, Blum
wrote Killing Hope: US Military and CIA Interventions Since World War
II, which details American crimes everywhere from Ghana to Guatemala
to Algeria to Costa Rica. All told, 60 years worth of America ruining
the world.
He
also accuses the United States of no less than 38 “assassination”
attempts, including two against Saddam Hussein that were apparently
quite inept – since our soldiers are presently holding him at gunpoint
24 hours a day and they seem to keep forgetting to shoot him.
No
matter. As we’ve recently learned, a high-profile book club
recommendation does not require the author to actually tell the truth in
his book. Merely expressing a sentiment that works for the book club’s
honcho and followers will suffice.
There’s no need to begrudge William Blum his big break. A fellow
traveler like Bin Laden doesn’t come along every day for an obscure
toiler like Blum, for whom the enemy of his enemy has become his best
friend.
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