August 2, 2007
Barack Obama: The Jack
Bauer of Weak Internationalists
Meet Barack Obama – the Jack Bauer of weak internationalists. It is
always hilarious when a Democrat starts trying to sound tough in order
to counter the incontrovertible evidence that he is not.
An
item yesterday from the Associated Press announced, in apparent
seriousness, “Obama May Send Troops Into Pakistan.”
Really? He may? Where did Obama get troops? Perhaps he found them at
that Iowa Whole Foods store he was telling the Iowans about the other
day. Like his troops, it doesn’t exist either, but it’s every bit as
plausible as the notion Obama is trying to put forth with statements
about invading Pakistan.
That would be the notion that Obama, as president, would have something
approximating a spine on the international stage.
Obama had to do something. Just last week, he revealed himself to be the
rank amateur he is – completely in over his head in foreign-affairs
matters – by suggesting that as president he would personally meet with
the likes of Kim Jong-Il, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad and whatever is left of
Fidel Castro. Say stuff like that, and even Hillary Clinton can look
rational by comparison. For the president of the United States to meet
with malefactors like these simply elevates them on the world stage,
while dragging the president and the nation he leads down to their
level.
Now why did you say
that, Barack? Now you look like a naïve fool. You’d better say something
to fix it.
Invade Pakistan! That’s what I, President Barack Obama, would do! How
about that? No one is tougher than me! And if the Pakistani government
doesn’t like it, too bad! Bellicose Barack doesn’t stop to ask
permission.
Yeah. That’s what Jack Bauer would do. Last season on “24,” Jack stormed
the Russian consulate in Los Angeles and cut off a dude’s finger to get
him to talk. Maybe Obama could try something like that. Of course, even
Jack Bauer waited until the president of Russia gave his blessing, so on
the international bellicosity scale, even he can’t hold a candle to
Barack the Bully.
If, at this point, you’re rolling on the floor laughing at the thought
of Barack Obama trying to sound tough on terrorism, try not to roll into
me while you’re down there. I can hardly breathe, I’m laughing so hard.
And it’s largely because it reminds me so much of the patron saint of
American foreign policy weakness – Jimmy Carter.
It’s 1980. Carter has been sitting idly by for months while Islamist
terrorists hold Americans hostage in the U.S. embassy in Tehran. He
looks weak because he is weak, and he can’t stand it. So finally, in a
desperate attempt to pretend he has a spine, Carter orders a “rescue
mission” consisting of a handful of helicopters that end up crashing
into each other in the Iranian desert.
You don’t send a wimp to do a man’s job. And you don’t put the command
of troops in the hands of a self-absorbed neophyte like Obama.
Why invade Pakistan? Because that’s where bin Laden is! Why, wonders the
Boy Bully, don’t we invade this region instead of fighting insurgents in
Iraq?
Oh, there might be a few reasons. Here’s one: Pakistan has nuclear
weapons, and its present government is weak but friendly to the U.S. and
not a threat to use the nukes. Destabilize the Pakistani government to
the point it is overthrown by Islamist extremists, and you may just
touch off a nuclear war between Pakistan and India, not to mention
losing any help we’re now getting from Pakistan with respect to
intelligence that helps track Al Qaeda and prevents further terrorist
attacks in the U.S.
Here’s another reason: The region Obama pretends he is willing to invade
is remote and mountainous. It is ruled by warlords. You think the
fighting in Iraq is tough? Send U.S. troops in there, without the
backing of the government whose nation you’re invading – a backing we
do have in Iraq – you might never see those troops again.
Once everyone can see you’re a wimp and a naïve fool, and you just can’t
take it anymore, start flailing away at some target and everyone will
see how tough you are. It worked great for Jimmy Carter. He sure proved
how tough he was.
At
least Obama resorted to such nonsense before the nation made the mistake
of actually putting him in office. Scratch one from the list of
potential 44th presidents of the United States.
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