January 8, 2007
Deliberate Thieves and Accidental Comedians
“No.
I’m not like you people.
You
wheedle and you war and you whitewash your day away.”
--Laura Nyro, “Eddy”
Fed up
or distraught by news of the day’s human doings? Try switching to otter
cam (http://www.mbayaq.org/efc/efc_otter/otter_cam.asp).
This
device enables anyone with broadband Internet connections to observe the
sea otters at the Monterey Bay Aquarium be, well, themselves. Everything
in life is a game for God’s ultimate party animals. Playing is their M.O.
They fool around with their food, cavort with their keepers and
graciously put on a show for the legions of devotees who flock daily to
see them in person.
Then
there are the meerkats, the stars of the only reality TV show I have
ever watched. Although these tiny creatures scratch their existence from
the sands of South Africa’s Kalahari Desert, they still have the energy
and inclination for frolicking. Curious, mischievous, rambunctious,
young meerkats are a hilarious handful for those hapless siblings
charged with babysitting duties. Even older, supposedly more mature
meerkats sometimes can’t resist joining in the fun.
What a
blessed relief to partake, however briefly, in these animals’ lives.
Their dramas and deeds put human folly into perspective, reaffirming
that life goes on no matter which team wins the Super Bowl or which
political party has the (temporary) upper hand.
Animals connect us to our emotions in a world that seems to disparage
and demean any forthright expression of true feeling. Otters fill me
with joy, even though I know they are endangered. I marvel at meerkats’
courage while acknowledging that their social order has its own share of
deadly rivalries.
Ever
notice how different animals seem to reflect varying aspects of human
nature? Bees and ants are Type-A overachieving workaholics. Their entire
existence is wrapped up in and defined by their toils. Herd animals
(think horses) hang out with each other and gossip as would any group of
like-minded teens – or adults. Squirrels and chipmunks are deliberate
thieves and accidental comedians.
We
even have sayings that acknowledge these animal-human similarities –
“lone wolf,” “crazy as a loon,” “sly as a fox.”
Of course there are those who argue that it is
meaningless to superimpose human personality traits on the non-human
denizens of planet earth. Anthropomorphizing is just wishful thinking,
according to this viewpoint, which posits that animals behave according
to their survival imperatives and nothing more.
I have
to wonder. My partner once owned a part shepherd, part greyhound named
Annie. When the dog was young, two squirrels banded together to steal
food from her bowl. While one set up a chatter to distract Annie, the
other stuffed its cheeks with her dinner, and then vice versa.
One
day Annie finally figured out the scam, flipped around in mid-air, and
tore after the squirrel gobbling down her food instead of the decoy. The
thief barely made it safely up the nearest tree branch, losing a tuft of
tail in the pursuit.
As
Annie barked up at the escapee and leapt in vain trying to reach her
quarry, the squirrel lifted its leg and urinated on her head. Then it
chattered away at her in squirrel-speak that needed no translation
either for the canine or the human audience: “Can’t catch me in the
middle of the sea - nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah.”
The
poor dog realized her owner was watching and cringed.
Tell
me those weren’t human reactions. Or perhaps there’s just more squirrel
in us than we care to acknowledge.
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