August 27, 2007
Just Call Me
Working Mother Goose
I’ve read a lot of
books to my son in the last 14 months, and by far, his favorite – and
truthfully, mine too – is “Time for Bed” by Mem Fox. It’s got simple
rhymes, and in each, a different animal is given a childlike,
understandable reason why it’s a good idea to go to bed. For example:
“It’s time for bed,
little sheep, little sheep,
The whole wide world
is going to sleep.”
We read it almost
every night, and likely because of that, the rhymes get stuck in my
head. So, when I’m having writer’s block at work, I’ve been known to
recite a couple of lines from it. I decided last week that if my boss
were encroaching on my cubicle, it might be a little odd for him to hear
me, all sing-songy like, repeating “It’s time for bed little goose, the
stars are out and on the loose.” In fact, he just might think I’ve lost
it.
So, I’ve decided to
adapt Ms. Fox’s rhymes and make them corporate appropriate. Corpropriate,
if you will. Kind of like calling someone who never shows up for
meetings “busy,” or someone who never meets deadlines “overwhelmed.”
Besides, I need a
fun, memorable way to communicate to my coworkers when it’s time to do
something.
Here goes:
“It’s time to end
our meeting, oh miss Project Manager,
the lawyer wants to
keep going, but please don’t let her.
“It’s time for my
review, Mr. Boss, Mr. Boss,
please make the time
I spend here worth all the cost.”
“It’s time to move
on, director, and stop relying on Power Point,
if
you can’t give the speech yourself, they should find another to anoint.”
“It’s time, oh
corporate trainer, to get this one thing straight,
you keep saying this
course will be different, and I keep taking the bait.”
Nursery rhymes are
one thing, but as my son gets older, the real question is, will I be
able to keep having this kind of fun? Rather than “Everybody Poops,”
will I have to write a book called “Everybody Makes Us Jump Through
Hoops?”
And when he’s
reading Harry Potter books in eight or nine years, will I be equating my
future boss to the ever-evil Voldemort, or the understanding,
challenge-presenting, self-esteem-building Albus Dumbledore? When he
gets to high school, if they’re still reading “Ordinary People”, will I
still be writing columns about dysfunctional organizations, or will the
Steven Coveys of the world have solved all of those problems yet?
I also wonder – what
about Shakespeare? I mean, I could create a whole series of sonnets on
the subject of the things I love about my company and my coworkers.
There is certainly enough to write. Love might be too strong a word, but
some of the perks are glorious. The smell in the company gym has
definitely nearly made me faint – just like dizzying love. Some of the
ads I work on make my stomach do flips – not so much out of anxious
anticipation, but out of the fear of such statements being attributed to
me and being found out by my journalism cronies.
Also, the problem is
that Shakespeare wrote whole books of sonnets. I own them. But how would
I get that far, when I have yet to figure out what old English words
rhyme with “product launch” and “internal newsletter”?
Perhaps I’ll go
ahead and stick to nursery rhymes. After all, Mary’s lamb did follow her
to school one day, much like people at work can blindly follow whoever
leads them to their paycheck. I’m sure if there had been such thing as a
Working Mother Goose, she would be proud.
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