March 29, 2006
Hark!
Whatever Happened to Old Sayings?
A few of us
graybeards were whiling away a rainy Saturday afternoon over our
favorite drink (Geritol and Jack Daniels) when the subject of old
sayings came up.
”What ever happened to all those goofy things people used to say when we
were kids?” somebody wanted to know.
That, of course, got us to remembering, and before long memories were
flying around the table. My family, I’m sure, had as many, probably
more, of those sayings than most families.
My grandmother Odiel Dobbs was the queen of the one-liners. It was
Grandma Dobbs who used to say “Hark!” whenever I was talking too loud
while she was listening to her favorite soap opera on the behemoth
Philco radio that dominated one corner of her living room. The trouble
with Grandma Dobbs is she didn’t just say Hark! She would scream
Hark! which always scared the daylights out of me.
My mother had her favorite sayings, too. If someone happened to be. .
.um . . . financially unstable, Mom would say “He’s poor as a church
mouse.” Or she’d remark “He doesn’t have two nickels to rub together.”
If I happened to leave the front door open in the dead of winter, she’d
always ask “Hey, were you born in a barn?” which, of course, I wasn’t,
because, when you come right down to it, very few people are born in
barns.
To my knowledge, my Uncle Ken had only one favorite saying, but I always
got a kick out of it. He said it when he was playing poker with other
family members and the dealer would ask him if he wanted his last card
up or down. Every time, Ken would reply “Down like a deep-sea diver.”
My Aunt
Falma’s pet saying whenever she was surprised by something was “Land
sakes!” I never understood that one, either.
Many other family sayings come back to me, too. If somebody wasn’t too
smart, he (or she) was “Dumber than a box of nightcrawlers.”
There were sayings for many other things, too.
- Ugly: “He
fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
- Unpopular: “His mother had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get
his dog to play with him.”
- Talkative: “Don’t ask him what time it is. He’ll tell you how to build
a watch.”
- Nervous:
“Like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs.”
- Slowpoke: “Movin’ like a herd of turtles” or “slower than molasses in
January.”
In my family, a heavy rain was a “gully washer,” a heavyweight man or
woman was “as big as a barn,” an elderly person was “old as dirt”, a
foul-natured chap was “cross as a bear” and during a heavy rainfall it
was OK to observe “it’s raining cats and dogs.”
P.S. If you have some favorite old sayings, send them to me. My e-mail
address is
bbatz@DaytonDailyNews.com.
That said,
I’m outta here like a bunny rabbit.
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