Lucia
de Vernai
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April 14, 2008
Good Thing American
Politicians Don’t Get Sexy Like the French! Oh Wait . . .
Sex in American politics is like a fine wine; usually paid for by the
man, less enjoyable than courtesy allows admitting, and easily outdone
by the French. Not that there is presently much to outdo, but perhaps in
preparation for the possible return of Bill Clinton to the White House,
they are sharpening their scandal skills.
French President Nicolas Sarkozy married model Carla Bruni four months
after divorcing his first first lady. Now a nude photograph of Bruni
raked in $91,000 at a Christie’s auction house in New York along with
all-baring photographs of Lauren Hutton and Brigitte Bardot. Originally
the shot, taken in 1993 at the peak of Bruni’s career, was expected to
bring in between $3,000 and $4,000, but media exposure raised the
stakes. The money will benefit a Swiss charity that provides water to
developing nations. It adds a classy touch to peddling porn, don’t you
think?
The French president’s office declined comment in response to the event.
Yes, they declined comment. There was no emergency late night press
conference, no children being herded on the stage to create a wholesome
image of the politician, no one had to resign. If anything, Sarkozy’s
biggest nuisance resulting from the event is probably the number of high
fives he’s been getting from parliament members and aides. Somewhere,
fellow firm, young ass aficionado Eliot Spitzer is really hating his
life.
What would happen if posed nude pictures of an American first lady
surfaced?
Loss of office, a guaranteed win for the other party for at least 30
years, having to endure lots of disappointed head shaking from members
of Congress and aides all seem plausible. But that would never happen.
No serious, aspiring American politician would pick a trophy wife who
made her living on baring her body. He would like to, but he wouldn’t.
What’s stopping him? Principles. Commitment. Sanctity of marriage.
Bull.
At
least the French can afford some honesty with themselves and those to
whom they have a responsibility. American politicians play good fathers
and faithful husbands for photo ops and at fundraisers only so their
families can learn of their perversions and stray behavior from federal
agents or the media. A man leaving you for another, younger woman
wouldn’t be as shameful or as painful were it not preceded by a façade
of decency that culminates in having to put on a sensible skirt and
stand with your children on a stage to hear daddy apologize for the
first time. Provided that the cameras are rolling. If you’re really
lucky you may have to explain to your 12-year-old what a “reverse
cowgirl” is, unless he hears it on the news first.
Whatever those scandalous sex-obsessed French come up with next, you can
bet that at least one congressman from your state has done it, except
that instead of a supermodel, a page, a prostitute, a leafy substance
and a farm animal (or all of the above) were involved. Hell, who needs
fine wine to get in the mood?
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