Dan
Calabrese
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February 18, 2008
Barack Obama is
Disturbing, But Don’t Tell Anyone! (Yet)
Uh
oh. It’s starting to leak out too early. It’s not time yet.
Conservative commentators have started to notice a few things about
Barack Obama, and they are things that kind of give you the creeps. I’ve
noticed them too. We need to talk about these things.
But let’s get our timing right, here, friends. I thought we still liked
Obama! At least for a few more months. Granted, he is anathema to
conservatives in every way except for one, but the one exception is
crucially important: He is kicking the crap out of Hillary Clinton.
How can you not love that? Of course we don’t want him to actually get
elected, but by foiling the diabolical dream of Queen Inevitable, Obama
is doing a profound service to the nation.
Indeed, it is such a profound service, that I for one think he can stop
serving America as soon as he’s finished her off. Really. Thanks for
everything, Barack. Nothing more is required of you.
But if you really look closely at Obama, it’s hard not to notice some
disquieting things.
First, he rarely says anything of substance, and on the rare occasions
when he does, it’s completely bizarre. He wants to meet with Mahmoud
Ahmedinejad. He wants to invade Pakistan. He wants to “reward work
instead of rewarding wealth,” because as we all know, work and wealth
are in a perpetual state of war with each other.
Maybe he’s better off just talking about “change” and “the audacity of
hope,” and denouncing “cynicism.” He’s playing to his own strengths when
he goes big on the rhetoric and small on the substance.
Second, people have weird reactions to him. The Wall Street Journal’s
James Taranto chronicled last week in his Best of the Web Today column
how many times people have fainted at Obama rallies – almost like a
charismatic service at a Pentecostal church, except that Pentecostals
start fainting and speaking in tongues by the power of the Holy Spirit.
What is doing it to them at Obama rallies? Maybe it’s whatever creepy
thing made MSNBC’s Chris Matthews start to feel a thrill up his leg when
he heard Obama speak. That’s just disturbing.
Third, and very much playing to the whole cult-of-personality thing
surrounding Obama, people seem to see him as whatever they want him to
be. Have you noticed something about the way Obama looks in pictures?
Far more frequently than other politicians, Obama is photographed from
an angle that looks up at him. It makes him look that much more towering
in his stature, and plays into the notion of him as this all-powerful
force of change. He looks the part, too. If you take a picture of
Hillary from ground level, she looks like a female Gestapo officer.
Obama looks like the man with the plan – even though he has no plan.
Fourth, and perhaps most importantly, Obama is endorsed by Oprah
Winfrey. This is no surprise, of course. Obama likes to say things that
sound good and mean absolutely nothing. If he and Winfrey are not a
match made in Heaven, I don’t know what is.
Add to all this the fact that Obama has very little experience in
Washington, and has the most liberal voting record in the Senate, and
the reasons not to elect him start filling out a very long and
compelling list. We need to talk about all this.
But not yet!
Until at least March 4, when he has a chance to deal a fatal blow to
Hillary in the Texas and Ohio primaries, I’m lovin’ me some Obama.
Change we can believe in! I am so there. And if Hillary lives to fight
another day, I’ll love Obama a little longer – all the way to the
Democratic National Convention in August if need be.
The man is giving the Clintons the shellacking of a lifetime. Ever since
Hillary first invaded our national consciousness in 1992, she’s been
trying to figure out a way to become president, and conservatives have
been hoping she could be stopped. Obama’s stopping her. Let the man do
his job.
Then
we can start helping John McCain point out that Obama is liberal,
shallow and weird. We can start reminding people that tax increases
don’t help the economy, surrender doesn’t win a war and socialized
health care doesn’t make anyone better.
There will be plenty of time for that. First thing’s first. So all this
disturbing information about Obama? For just a little longer,
conservatives . . . keep it a secret!
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