Cindy
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June 23, 2008
New Orleans at the Zoo: A Two-Year-Old’s Cultural Revolution
Before my husband and I
had children, we’d trek down to Louisiana the first weekend in May,
every year, to attend the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival. We’d
eat crawfish cheese bread, drench our hats in ice water before putting
them back on in the sweltering heat, and of course, listen to the likes
of the Neville Brothers, Wynton Marsalis and other jazz and Zydeco
greats.
It’s been three years
and I’ve missed it terribly, so last Monday, I decided to take my
two-year-old to Jazz at the Zoo in our mid-sized Michigan town. I know,
I know. But it was the best I could do.
I figured it had been
awhile since we’d done anything cultural, and I’m not so sure he
appreciated the sculpture tour at the art museum a few months back,
aside from it being so soothing that he fell asleep.
I should have known
that any show that starts promptly at 6 p.m. is not one for working moms
to attend. But I was determined. So, I got home from work, got him
changed, quickly packed the blanket, picnic basket, diaper bag, Snack
Trap, backpack of matchbox cars, stroller and purse.
We arrived at 6:20
(hey, not bad!) and as soon as we showed up, we drew attention. It could
have been my bag-lady-like appearance, but I chalked it up to how cute
my son is. Especially when I asked him to dance, and he obliged.
Before I knew it,
dancing turned into screaming – even louder than the speakers: “I
pooped! I pooped!”
Adoring smiles turned
to looks of horror as I realized I couldn’t exactly change a diaper in a
port-a-john and proceeded to do it right there on our blanket. I kept
telling myself, “They’ll get over it. He will return to irresistibly
cute in no time.”
Instead, he announced
to all those in earshot, “I’m hungry.” Not a problem. Remember earlier,
I’d said I packed the Snack Trap and picnic basket?
What I failed to do was
remember to put those necessities in my trunk. I could picture them,
sitting on the kitchen counter, and the knowing smirk on my husband’s
face when he got home and saw them there.
We walked to the
concession stand, and each time I took a bite of my hot dog, I closed my
eyes and pretended it was really a spicy bowl of Cajun gumbo.
Just when I thought we
might be able to sit and enjoy the music, my son had other plans. He
decided it was time to sing “Happy Birthday to Me,” at the top of his
lungs. Did I say “sing?” I meant scream. It’s his favorite song, after
all, so I couldn’t blame him. All I could do was laugh and join in.
I finally came to the
realization that we were nothing but a giant annoyance to those around
us, and so we left and went to the park instead.
In the 30 minutes we
were there, I couldn’t tell you if I’d heard any Louis Armstrong or Irma
Thomas songs, and I know my lemonade was no mint julep, either.
I do know that when
you’re little, a spiral slide and sandcastles are superior to
saxophones, and that the teeter totter is more terrific than the
trumpet. We may not have a future Harry Connick, Jr. on our hands, but
we’ve got a pooping, hungry, healthy, happy two-year-old.
And next Monday, we’re
simply going to Grandpa’s.
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