Cindy
Droog
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April 21, 2008
As a Once-Prized Project Dies, the Hamster Manifesto is
Created
This week, a colleague
and I brainstormed and wrote The Hamster Manifesto.
The idea stemmed from a
project we’d spent the last year working on, researching, creating,
socializing with our audiences and promoting. We got to talking about
the fact that since it launched in April, no one seems excited about it
anymore. No one attends the meetings about making it live on, grow in
its success and reach critical mass.
They’re treating the
project like hamsters treat their babies.
I’ll never forget my
own disappearing hamster baby story. I was away at college, and my
eight-year-old brother called my dorm room. He’d never done that on his
own before, and I didn’t even realize he knew how to dial long distance.
Me, in slight shock:
“Joey, is everything OK?”
Joey, as casual as can
be: “Everything’s fine, sis. I’m just sitting here watching Wuzzles eat
her babies.”
Me, grossed out: “Well,
did you go get Mom?”
Joey: “Yeah, but it was
too late.”
So, here we are, nary
four weeks after launch, effectively causing the demise of our own
product by neglecting it. It’s not as bad as eating it (besides, the
cardboard container would taste pretty gross), but it’s really the same
concept.
We went from not
wanting to be hamsters to deciding exactly what we did want to be. I’ve
had cats, and watched them essentially raise their kittens for a year or
less, then give them the, “hey, you’re on your own now” treatment.
So, a year is a step in
the right direction. We could spend the next year re-promoting it, using
input from those who purchased it to make it even better, create viral
excitement around it by giving it its own web page. I figure if Ashley
Dupré has her own site, we deserve one.
A year would be better,
but it’s still not ideal.
I’m neither a zoologist
nor a veterinarian, so I probably can’t come up with the perfect animal
for us to be. But I am a fairly new mom and a businesswoman, and I vote
for acting a little more like your normal human. We have baby showers,
and decorate nurseries, preparing with excitement for birth. And we
certainly don’t stop showering our new “product” with love and attention
after it’s born.
Such was the same with
this project. In the beginning, we had a big group of very excited
people. Our family. As the project got a little more complex, and a lot
more time consuming, we lost a few people along the way. I had my
moments, in fact, when I couldn’t look at it for one more minute without
needing a rubber room.
But a core group of
folks hung in there. They truly parented the project, and it’s killing
them to watch it die. They’re good parents, but in this case, it may
take a village.
My oldest son is almost
two, and I feel like he needs me more today than he did back then. Who
else will teach him to eat ice cream off the cone, take him to see bats
and giraffes at the zoo instead of reading about them in a book, or give
him the same information for no less than two hours a day about
airplanes, trucks, cars and school buses, and not mind a bit?
My colleague and
Manifesto co-creator has a 14-year-old daughter. Every day, she helps
her with everything from homework to self-esteem building to developing
athletic prowess to figuring out the puzzle of how she’s getting home
from school in a snowstorm.
I’m 35, and I have days
when I still need my mom.
All the Hamster
Manifesto asks is that our project stay on the radar. On the priority
list. On the strategic plan. On the charter. On whatever document the
company decides to publish this year. And the next. And the next.
And if we can’t do
that, all we ask is that upper management tell us now, so we don’t put
human-like resources and emotion behind the corporate equivalent of a
fruit fly.
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