Candace
Talmadge
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November 12, 2007
World Coming Apart,
But By God We’ll Get Rid of Those Baggy Pants!
Politicians throughout the country apparently have nothing better to do
than rail against the baggy pants that lead to overexposure for so many
of today’s hip youth.
For example, after much public hand-wringing, the Texas municipality to
my immediate north, Dallas, launched a billboard campaign against droopy
drawers with the slogan, “Elevate your game – Pullem’ Up.”
Would it be picking nits to point out the grammar error in this
high-profile plea? The correct way to write this phrase is, “Pull ’em
up.” The apostrophe takes the place of the letters “th” in the word
“them,” referring to the pants.
Yes, of course it would be picking nits. We have illiterate adults
lecturing the young on a moronic, short-lived fashion trend. How
appropriate. And how utterly pointless, not to mention misdirected.
Low-rider trousers may be stupid and even offensive to some, but they
are the least of our worries right now.
At present, a nuclear-armed state, Pakistan, has declared martial law,
prompting its nuclear-armed neighbor and longtime adversary, India, to
go on high military alert. This situation is worth our attention and
there is much more going on there than we have heard about to date.
Meanwhile, we learn more and more alarming facts about Blackwater, the
private army that makes the still-inadequate U.S. troop numbers in Iraq
possible. These highly paid mercenaries answer to no law – U.S. or Iraqi
– and have killed at least dozens of Iraqi citizens without penalty.
Blackwater troops (operatives? thugs?) showed up in New Orleans after
Katrina. Blackwater the company has also moved into espionage services.
Is this the U.S. beginning of private armies answerable only to the
highest bidder?
A
politically well-connected business selling well-armed troops to the
highest bidder constitutes a genuine threat to our republic. Those who
do not regard Blackwater as a problem should watch the movies, “Blood
Diamond” and “The Constant Gardener.” These are fictionalized cinematic
versions of the true situation in Africa, where tens of thousands of
people die every year and millions are made into refugees due to the
bloodstained antics of killers for hire.
Moving right along, we still have a Justice Department that was remade
into an arm of the Republican National Committee by former Attorney
General Alberto Gonzales and his “Bushies.” Gonzales’s newly confirmed
successor, Michael Mukasey, claims not to know a) if the CIA has
actually practiced waterboarding and b) if the kind of waterboarding the
CIA might have employed does qualify as torture.
Never mind that the International Convention on Civil and Political
Rights (ICCPR) and the U.N. Convention Against Torture and Cruel,
Inhuman and Degrading Treatments (UNCAT), both of which this country
ratified and thus made the law of our land, state that waterboarding is
torture.
Never mind that this country after World War II prosecuted Japanese
soldiers over waterboarding and, in 1983, prosecuted and won a
conviction against a Texas sheriff and three of his deputies for using
waterboarding against suspects to force confessions.
This situation should concern any American who wants federal prosecutors
to act within the law and not make up the rules as they please. Acting
within the law might also go a long way toward curbing the numerous
politically motivated prosecutions and firings that led to Gonzales’s
departure from office in the first place.
Meanwhile, gasoline costs are soaring for no reason other than market
speculators’ greed, the price of everything else is climbing as a
result, a recession looms and thousands of people conned into dubious
mortgages are losing their homes.
Not to worry. Our fearless elected officials are determined to save us
from the terrors of unwanted underwear sightings due to slipping pants.
Sigh. We may all breathe easy now. Or we could were it not for our
polluted air.
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