‘Orgasm for Peace’
In a world
full of terrorists, rogue states, dangerous dictators and nuclear
proliferation, it is indeed difficult to find a clear and easy solution
that would forever preserve world peace. Diplomacy, the United Nations,
and wars to end all wars have all been tried, yet violence persists.
But now, we
have an answer. The solution that Woodrow Wilson, Franklin D. Roosevelt
and Winston Churchill failed to attain is now crystal clear. World, get
ready, you are about to undergo a historic change, brought about by none
other than American leftists. The final chapter of world violence has
been written, and it’s called the “Global Orgasm for Peace.”
right. Anti-war activists are taking a break from burning American flags
and spilling blood on military recruiters to sexually arouse themselves
for the purpose of achieving world peace. The worldwide synchronized
orgasm is scheduled to take place on the first day of winter, which
apparently will soon be followed by Iran’s recognition of Israel and an
acknowledgment of human rights in China.
the Global Orgasm for Peace movement are convinced that violence is a
result of human males seeking to impress women by showing that “my
missile is bigger than your missile.” As such, the peace activists are
working to resolve this issue by getting people to direct their sexual
energy into peaceful thoughts (my vision of peace can kick your vision
of peace’s butt).
This is a
real-life, albeit limited, demonstration that many of the political
left, from extremists to mere liberals, just don’t get it. They are
confident that anyone and everyone who participates in war is
irrational, and to them, just plain dumb. They fail to understand that
to most military conflicts, there is an “evil” side and a “good” side,
and that while the first fights out of irrationality, the latter does so
out of necessity.
don’t think along the lines of “my missile is bigger than your missile.”
They think along the lines of “my dynamite belt is bigger than your
baby.” The people we are fighting a worldwide war against are so full of
hate that they would refuse peace if it was handed to them on a silver
platter. These terrorists love American peace activists because they
provide a wonderful breeding ground for conscientious objectors and work
to weaken the U.S. commander-in-chief. They sure don’t listen to the
peace activists’ message, and the only orgasms they care about are those
they will get upon receiving their share of 72 heavenly virgins.
part is that the only reason the Orgasmers for Peace are able to express
themselves the way they do is America’s success at fighting wars in the
past. If it adopted the left’s pacifist beliefs, the United States would
have lost its southwest in World War I and 48 states in World War II.
And now, they want us to drop our guns and get run over by the forces of
totalitarianism and Islamo-fascism.
extremist Muslims’ hate for the United States comes from our country’s
“progressive” culture. Muslims see pornography, sexual promiscuity and
gay marriage as highly immoral. They further find the glorification and
exportation of these aspects of American culture through movies,
magazines and the internet to be reprehensible and harmful to their own
culture and children. Interestingly, these are issues that Mullahs would
agree more on with George W. Bush, their sworn enemy, than anti-war
activists and Hollywood stars.
the politicians and organizations that have attracted Muslims’ favor in
the last few years would be the worst off in an Islamic nation. Hillary
Clinton’s recent statement that her advocacy of gay issues has evolved
(just like the Constitution!) would not be so welcome in Egypt or Iran.
And despite being one of American Muslims’ best friends, the ACLU’s
stance on the separation of religion and state would not fare so well in
nothing else is certain, it remains a fact that a Muslim theocracy would
have anyone advocating a Global Orgasm for anything executed or thrown
in jail. The only way our nation’s progressives can retain the way of
life they take for granted is through U.S. success in the war on terror.
Hopefully, they will come to recognize this reality, for if they don’t
and America loses, good luck finding “Will and Grace” on one of the
government’s four sanctioned TV channels.
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