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August 27, 2008
FILM REVIEW: House
Bunny Does One Thing Well
The only reason I saw House Bunny was because it was the most
popular movie that came out last weekend, and nothing else looked
particularly good anyway. I approached it with low expectations,
anticipating a cheap, trashy movie. But as is often the case,
expectations surpassed reality.
The Playboy empire is probably one of the most brilliantly run
businesses in history. Any business founded on selling pictures of naked
women, especially naked women who are 99 percent fake, ought to be an
underground one. How could it stand up for one second in the light of
any society that claims an ounce of moral integrity? Evidently, there is
The trick is to focus primarily on the mesmerizing glow of barely
clothed artificial bodies. Then you give a girl like this a totally
artificial personality, and make it seem like she is emotionally stable,
yet morally complex. The only ones allowed to publicly judge this
industry are those with the last names Dobson or Falwell.
provided a good example of these tactics.
The large portion of the movie featured scantily clad women with
artificial bodies, the main character, Shelley, being the worst of them
all. At the beginning of the movie, she lives in the Playboy mansion,
with plenty of screen time for Hugh Hefner, the cast of his hit show,
The Girls Next Door, and even cameos from Matt Leinart and Shaquille
O’Neal. (Leinart’s pursuit of an acting career helps explain his
lackluster performance as an NFL quarterback.) That’s another way Hefner
has managed to legitimize Playboy. He constantly features popular
celebrities who willingly associate with him.
Anyway, Shelley is forced to move out of the mansion by another jealous
resident and finds herself on a college campus. She becomes a “house
mother” of an unpopular sorority on the brink of extinction, and
convinces the girls that the trick to getting men is to show skin, be
flirty, and act really stupid. And of course, any sorority that
successfully seduces brainless men will have no problem finding plenty
of women interested in joining.
Shelley turns the sorority around by turning them all into seductresses,
teaching them about how to dress sexy, how to apply makeup, and even
makes a sexy calendar that is a big success. She also meets a boy,
played by Colin Hanks, who is not only interested in her looks, but in
the real her as well.
make a long story short, she eventually learns that it’s OK to be smart,
that as much as she loved staying at the Playboy mansion, she’d rather
stay with her sorority girls, and that there is a nice middle ground
between being intelligent and being a Playboy bunny.
all seems ridiculous when considering the concepts as they actually are.
But if everyone did this, Playboy would not enjoy the outrageously
prominent position it currently holds in American society. Hefner’s
genius is to act like he’s dealing with the morality without actually
dealing with it at all.
This movie made a vigorous effort to handle the “moral complexity” of
seduction. The girls were constantly debating what was socially
acceptable, how to avoid losing one’s individuality, what it is that
guys actually like and even the best way to go about recruiting girls
for a sorority (the ultimate conclusion was to choose them at random).
In the meantime, suffice it to say that the plot suffered.
First there was the intelligent blonde dichotomy from Legally Blonde.
Then there was the “save our frat” aspect of Old School. There
was also the “find a man who likes me for me” idea from every movie
ever. And then there was Playboy, which the writers inserted very
clumsily even though it would seem to be a perfect fit for a movie of
this nature. The only chance to partially salvage a movie like this is
humor, and the movie wasn’t even funny. Not only did I fail to laugh,
but in an audience of about 30, there were about six audible laughs in
the entire movie.
It’s hard to criticize the acting of the main character, played by Anna
Faris, because her character, much like that of anyone indoctrinated by
the Playboy industry, is completely unrealistic.
The movie did one thing well. It ended.
One star out of four
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